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Tattoos are for dummies. What happens when you're 50, huh? What happens when your FUCK THE SYSTEM or UP THE PUNX tats are no longer legible or applicable? What happens when your grandkids caress your wrinkles and ask you why there's unintelligable writing and a sexy babe on your body? WITH AGE YOU W...

My fingernails.

ian wrote:

FANTASTIC WOUND wrote:

ian wrote:the only girl everyone agreed on was tina fey

Excellent. I thought I was the only one. (Unless you're saying everyone said she was a WOULD NOT.)

o man it was woods all around for tina fey.

Ya man. Funny girls get the rox off.

ian wrote:the only girl everyone agreed on was tina fey

Excellent. I thought I was the only one. (Unless you're saying everyone said she was a WOULD NOT.)

Gorilla Munch, a cereal dedicated to saving gorillas. great cereal just kinda iffy about saving gorillas...i mean they are gorillas..fuck gorillas I remember these. There's a whole series where it's ripoffs of generic cereal with names relating to endangered animals. Gorilla Munch, Koala Krunch, sh...

That kid looks really really scared.

keith. wrote: funeral doom is like the emo kid with makeup who likes atreyu of the metalworld

WELL I'M SOLD

THIS IS FAR TOO SCANDALOUS





...pics?

amanda wrote:the bus smells like meatloaf. And kool aid.

And what's wrong with that? Do you like MEATLOAF? My mom makes the greatest meatloaf. It's a secret family recipe.

Nah, not really. Huge boobs are cool and all and fun for motor boating, but smaller ones are cool too because they're perkier and less likely to have pancake nips. Exactly. I rocked the bangin' double D's for 4 years, I just want a change of pace. Same, but I've had the change of pace for a while n...

ZACH ATTACK wrote:Where does the funeral tag come in then? I'm just imagining like really slow dirges.

That's more or less the idea, as far as I can tell.

ZACH ATTACK wrote:The only bands mentioned in this thread that I know of are Assunder and Kayo Dot. Both are solid bands, backed hard. I still don't know what funeral doom is though.

Think doom but... SLOWER???

ZACH ATTACK wrote:

FANTASTIC WOUND wrote:I care too much about other people's lives.

Yeah, I've been known to say that.

ZACH ATTACK wrote:Some day Nick, after you touch a real boobie, you'll realize that watermelon sized fun bags aren't the be all and end all.

This is a lie. A COMPLETE AND UTTER LIE.

Dear Nick: Musical proficiency and "having fun" is no excuse for... well, for being in a band like that and being a huge manwhore. Having said that, to avoid a flamewar, I should say I have nothing against the musicians themselves (save their supposed promiscuity, which I can never get on ...

P.S: Said band did a split with Kayo Dot. Uuuugh.

I haven't dug that deep into this genre, but i must say that Asunder are one of the greatest Doom bands of all time..and they seem to use this term when describing the music they play. Is anyone into this shit? Are there other "funeral doom" bands that are worth the listen? If so, recomme...

grind/bro wrote:MoY is always hiring, it's got a higher turnover rate than Fox programming.

TOPICAL HUMOUR ALERT
Usually a high turnover to me means an unenjoyable job, for whatever reason. Or are they just firing useless nincompoops?

trappedinside wrote:wow they bang tons of sluts and are good at their instruments i'm soooooooooooo jealous

Me too. ;[

Are they hiring or are you two just naming businesses?