there are no words.

[ebony]

i really dont know how this exists. but i felt the need to share it.

[Andrew]

This the new James Cameron film?

[ebony]

haha, james cameron isent weirdly creative or just weird enough to make something close to this.

the men that made it however are my favorite people on earth. whoever they may be.

[Andrew]

the men that made it however are my favorite people on earth. whoever they may be.

It is the rare film maker that can so seamlessly broach sexual nervous vomiting, violent lactation and sword play with an eagle like magic beard.

[ebony]

It is the rare film maker that can so seamlessly broach sexual nervous vomiting, violent lactation and sword play with an eagle like magic beard.

exactly.

[keith.]

i remember seeing this ages ago

the badass riffy song is by LORD BY FIRE
they fucking rule

[Brian]

This is a vague parody of Beastmaster, a trashy 80's movie.

[Andrew]

This is a vague parody of Beastmaster, an amazing 80's movie.

[grind/bro]

Joe?

[ebony]

Joe?

nah, ive seen bigger better beards.

[grind/bro]

You take that back.

[ebony]

sorry dude, i cant. but before you cut me off, remember who you are talking to. im not knocking what hes got, im just sayin.

[grind/bro]

I know but remember Joe's beard??!?!? It's no longer with us...

2/13 nevar forget

[ebony]

i remember seeing it around. i can see that i am hurting your feelings, because i know you have deep deep feelings for this lads beard. i will end it.

but ive still seen better.

[grind/bro]

dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!".

[ebony]

dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!".

he shaved it off? i thought you meant he moved away.

[grind/bro]

I know, sorry. It's hard separating the man from the beard.

[keith.]

dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!".

I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY

[grind/bro]

dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!".

I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY

I know you were batting off women with that thing. Don't lie, you cut it off because you were exhausted. We're all mortal dude we can't be Conan the Bangbarian all the time.

[ebony]

dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!".

I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY

I know you were batting off women with that thing. Don't lie, you cut it off because you were exhausted. We're all mortal dude we can't be Conan the Bangbarian all the time.

yeah keith, why else would you do it. to break my heart? SERIOUSLY.