I'm bored on the bus so this is what we're gonna do...

[SewnFlesh]

dont taint this gracious new westminster game

if your such a vet lets hear one

[age of quarrel]

a band about wizards who often leave their tools behind only to realize they are no longer carrying them called "look back at staff"
a band about supporting local freestanding businesses called "sick of mall"
a sketchy nyhc band about sketchy fish appendages called "garhead"
a band about a civil war between shellfish and humans that celebrates the day shellfish killed obama and took over the world called clamnation a.d.
a band commemorating the death of a sibling called bro eulogy

[ian]

irish hard rock group formed predominantly by shallow salt water sharks: fin lizzy

hardcore punk outfit known for their thursday night lasagnas, air guitar antics and opening several shows on eric claptons second north american tour: dad brains

funk/metal fusion legends, who got their start playing public washrooms and reststops around the greater california area: rage against the latrine

local pop punkers famous for their homemade earings, necklaces and anklets: bead kits

[ian]

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of childhood obesity: girth crisis

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of small styrofoam suction cupped bullets: nerf crisis

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of cats: earth mices

[grind/bro]

4chan posting alt-rockers: puddle of mudkips

[Hollow]

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of childhood obesity: girth crisis

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of small styrofoam suction cupped bullets: nerf crisis

boston hardcore who have recently given up their straight edge ideals in order to focus on the growing threat of cats: earth mices

COUGHSYRACUSECOUGH

otherwise, those made me laugh.

[age of quarrel]

yeah i thought the whole cabal/315/path of resistance vibe made it pretty obvious that ec were a syracuse band

[ian]

ya but this is earth mices