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PokerStars Game #60975933899: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/04/17 21:14:43 ET
Table 'Polit X' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: shqiponj888 ($73.82 in chips)
Seat 2: magicianpro ($56.14 in chips)
Seat 3: GENJD ($62.50 in chips)
Seat 4: NoEmoti0n ($62.50 in chips)
Seat 5: PsycoActive ($62.50 in chips)
Seat 6: VIHC1979 ($104.47 in chips)
NoEmoti0n: posts small blind $0.10
PsycoActive: posts big blind $0.25
shqiponj888: posts the ante $0.05
magicianpro: posts the ante $0.05
GENJD: posts the ante $0.05
NoEmoti0n: posts the ante $0.05
PsycoActive: posts the ante $0.05
VIHC1979: posts the ante $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to VIHC1979 [Jh Ac]
VIHC1979: raises $0.50 to $0.75
shqiponj888: folds
magicianpro: folds
GENJD: calls $0.75
NoEmoti0n: folds
PsycoActive: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [3c Jc 5h]
PsycoActive: checks
VIHC1979: bets $1.25
GENJD: raises $3.25 to $4.50
PsycoActive: folds
VIHC1979: raises $6.75 to $11.25
GENJD: calls $6.75
*** TURN *** [3c Jc 5h] [3h]
VIHC1979: checks
GENJD: bets $9.75
VIHC1979: raises $18.25 to $28
GENJD: folds
Uncalled bet ($18.25) returned to VIHC1979
VIHC1979 collected $42.65 from pot
VIHC1979: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $44.65 | Rake $2
Board [3c Jc 5h 3h]
Seat 1: shqiponj888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: magicianpro folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GENJD (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 4: NoEmoti0n (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PsycoActive (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: VIHC1979 collected ($42.65)

ive established that my range is huge, and i love how i get paid!

i slowed down at the end because i actually put him on QQ

PokerStars Game #60976090600: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/04/17 21:20:49 ET
Table 'Polit X' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: shqiponj888 ($71.73 in chips)
Seat 2: magicianpro ($55.54 in chips)
Seat 3: GENJD ($62.50 in chips)
Seat 4: NoEmoti0n ($64.54 in chips)
Seat 5: PsycoActive ($62.50 in chips)
Seat 6: VIHC1979 ($126.99 in chips)
GENJD: posts small blind $0.10
NoEmoti0n: posts big blind $0.25
shqiponj888: posts the ante $0.05
magicianpro: posts the ante $0.05
GENJD: posts the ante $0.05
NoEmoti0n: posts the ante $0.05
PsycoActive: posts the ante $0.05
VIHC1979: posts the ante $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to VIHC1979 [Ad As]
PsycoActive: raises $0.50 to $0.75
VIHC1979: raises $1.25 to $2
shqiponj888: folds
magicianpro: folds
GENJD: folds
NoEmoti0n: calls $1.75
PsycoActive: calls $1.25
*** FLOP *** [9c 4h 7d]
NoEmoti0n: checks
PsycoActive: checks
VIHC1979: bets $6.50
NoEmoti0n: calls $6.50
PsycoActive: folds
*** TURN *** [9c 4h 7d] [9s]
NoEmoti0n: checks
VIHC1979: bets $11
NoEmoti0n: calls $11
*** RIVER *** [9c 4h 7d 9s] [Qs]
NoEmoti0n: checks
VIHC1979: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NoEmoti0n: shows [7c 8c] (two pair, Nines and Sevens)
VIHC1979: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
VIHC1979 collected $39.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $41.40 | Rake $2
Board [9c 4h 7d 9s Qs]
Seat 1: shqiponj888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: magicianpro (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: GENJD (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: NoEmoti0n (big blind) showed [7c 8c] and lost with two pair, Nines and Sevens
Seat 5: PsycoActive folded on the Flop
Seat 6: VIHC1979 showed [Ad As] and won ($39.40) with two pair, Aces and Nines

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Can we have a bro-down and you show me the ropes on the online poker?

[PaulyHC]

yes we can!

[PaulyHC]

seriously, what the fuck.

PokerStars Game #61149951948: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/04/22 2:19:48 ET
Table 'Chow VI' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: icce303 ($25.17 in chips)
Seat 3: Odmincheg ($25.35 in chips)
Seat 4: zokertilt ($48.97 in chips)
Seat 5: MATRIX2001 ($31.84 in chips)
Seat 6: VIHC1979 ($59.58 in chips)
VIHC1979: posts small blind $0.10
icce303: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to VIHC1979 [Jd Qs]
Odmincheg: folds
zokertilt: folds
MATRIX2001: raises $0.50 to $0.75
VIHC1979: calls $0.65
icce303: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d Qc 9d]
VIHC1979: checks
MATRIX2001: bets $1.30
VIHC1979: raises $2.20 to $3.50
MATRIX2001: calls $2.20
*** TURN *** [6d Qc 9d] [Qd]
VIHC1979: checks
MATRIX2001: checks
*** RIVER *** [6d Qc 9d Qd] [7c]
VIHC1979: bets $4
MATRIX2001: raises $23.59 to $27.59 and is all-in
VIHC1979: calls $23.59
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MATRIX2001: shows [5c 8c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
VIHC1979: shows [Jd Qs] (three of a kind, Queens)
MATRIX2001 collected $61.93 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $63.93 | Rake $2
Board [6d Qc 9d Qd 7c]
Seat 1: icce303 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Odmincheg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: zokertilt folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: MATRIX2001 (button) showed [5c 8c] and won ($61.93) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 6: VIHC1979 (small blind) showed [Jd Qs] and lost with three of a kind, Queens