ZACH ATTACK wrote:Canadians are like that guy at the party who means well but is too busy looking down it his nose at everybody having fun to loosen up and have a good time himself, but is always there to make sure that nobody drives home drunk.
Americans are like that guy at the party who means well but knocked back a 26er in 15 minutes, hits on your girlfriend, pukes in the washing machine, destroys a family heirloom and ends up dancing around with a lamp shade on their head, but they're always there to give you a smoke when you want one.
That was beautiful. Your worlds are like a painting.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Canadians are like that guy at the party who means well but is too busy looking down it his nose at everybody having fun to loosen up and have a good time himself, but is always there to make sure that nobody drives home drunk.
Americans are like that guy at the party who means well but knocked back a 26er in 15 minutes, hits on your girlfriend, pukes in the washing machine, destroys a family heirloom and ends up dancing around with a lamp shade on their head, but they're always there to give you a smoke when you want one.
So basically what your saying is:
America=Kenny
Canada=Spenny
As I am full blown obsessed with that show, I will back this definition.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Canadians are like that guy at the party who means well but is too busy looking down it his nose at everybody having fun to loosen up and have a good time himself, but is always there to make sure that nobody drives home drunk.
Americans are like that guy at the party who means well but knocked back a 26er in 15 minutes, hits on your girlfriend, pukes in the washing machine, destroys a family heirloom and ends up dancing around with a lamp shade on their head, but they're always there to give you a smoke when you want one.
So you're basically saying that Americans are the Beat Kids?
tylerp wrote: ↑Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:00 pm
made a baby hhhehehhh
