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Jordan f. wrote:
ZACH ATTACK wrote:
Hollow wrote:I'm pretty sure major award is either Ashley or Zach. Probably Zach.
Willa Simpson: Not a good detective.
this isn't the first case he's solved. Ask him about the case of the missing beets.

I solved one case, once. I call it "The Case of the Missing Dollar":

It was a gorgeous day in Chicago. Jordan and I were walking past Wrigley Field as gentleman with racks of merchandise tried to convince us to pay $80 for a Cubs Hoodie.

I love the Cubs, but fuck a bunch of that shit.

Anyway, we're walking along minding our own business, and I guess I must of zoned out thinking about gay elves or some shit when suddenly I notice that I've lost Jordan.

Where, oh where, could he be? I pondered on this when on the horizon I spotted that lanky Dopey Dog impersonator hambonin' it up as fast as her could in my direction.

Breathless, Jordan proudly pulls out a rolled up broadsheet and hands it too me.

"Check it out! Only cost a dollar! Bet I can't find that anywhere else!"

It was The Onion.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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The Jew found a dollar?
Couldnt make that up I guess.
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FUCK.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Hahahahha I forgot about that. Fucking homeless dude played me like a chump.

How about when we passed that store "Jew Co." (was supposed to say Jewel but the sign was broken)

Willa: what the fuck is Jew Co.?
Me: I don't know. A Costco where every costs twice as much?
Willa:.....
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Jordan f. wrote:Hahahahha I forgot about that. Fucking homeless dude played me like a chump.

How about when we passed that store "Jew Co." (was supposed to say Jewel but the sign was broken)

Willa: what the fuck is Jew Co.?
Me: I don't know. A Costco where every costs twice as much?
Willa:.....

HAHAHAHAHAHA. SS Mart?
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Man, I woke up this morning, and started thinking, what would happen if we obliterated Willa?
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Yo yall, I'm frank from suffo.
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back in the day i used to listen to hardcore, thought id come buy here and tell yall how it really was back in the day.
real mosh, not that karate kick nonsence.

if yah got any questions ask soon, it almost 2012, and i gotta stock up on shells for all the looting thats gonna happen.

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FrankXmullen wrote:Yo yall, I'm frank from suffo.
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the white guy at the front

back in the day i used to listen to hardcore, thought id come buy here and tell yall how it really was back in the day.
real mosh, not that karate kick nonsence.

if yah got any questions ask soon, it almost 2012, and i gotta stock up on shells for all the looting thats gonna happen.

XbindXtortureXkillX
Alexis...
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haha, I wish I'd done that.
"hahaha, you were moved, wuss."
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Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
tylerp wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:00 pm made a baby hhhehehhh
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grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
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grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
Can you prove that was ever on my facebook?
"hahaha, you were moved, wuss."
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Human-Demise wrote:
grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
Can you prove that was ever on my facebook?
that's some 1984 shit maaaaaaaaan
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Human-Demise wrote:
grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
Can you prove that was ever on my facebook?
Hahaha Alexis... :roll:
tylerp wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:00 pm made a baby hhhehehhh
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grind/bro wrote:
Human-Demise wrote:
grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
Can you prove that was ever on my facebook?
Hahaha Alexis... :roll:
I rest my case
"hahaha, you were moved, wuss."
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Human-Demise wrote:
grind/bro wrote:
Human-Demise wrote:
grind/bro wrote:Alexis you posted on your facebook that you were "trolling as Frank Mullen"...do you realize that status updates can be read by everyone?
Can you prove that was ever on my facebook?
Hahaha Alexis... :roll:
I rest my case
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tylerp wrote: Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:00 pm made a baby hhhehehhh
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Name: Tyler Trinh
Location: Campbell River, Vancouver Island
Favorite bands: Skagos, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Thou, Corrupted, Immortal Technique, My Bloody Valentine, Have A Nice Life, Dystopia, Dropdead, MF Doom, Andrew Jackson Jihad, xBrainiax, Electric Wizard, CocoRosie, Dangers, Notorious B.I.G., MK-Ultra, Unwound... eh, I'll stop now.
Bands of your own: None yet, because there's literally not a single person to jam with in town.

I'm the brown, angry Asian fellow.
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hey tyler. welcome!

your friends raymond and patrick are up in courtenay right now. you should give them a ring a ding.

your comin down for wolves right?
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Thanks, Cody!
That's rad, I didn't know they were coming up. I'll try to get a hold of Ray soon.

And yeah, my friend and I are coming down for that show.
I'm gonna try to make it to the Ordstro/Matsuri show as well.
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hey dude stoked you got a thingy here! i'll see you at ordstro
are you sticking around till the 3rd? i'm putting on another show on granville island that monday
gonna do some coke off my doom cannon if you get my drift
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