Jordan f. wrote:this isn't the first case he's solved. Ask him about the case of the missing beets.ZACH ATTACK wrote:Willa Simpson: Not a good detective.Hollow wrote:I'm pretty sure major award is either Ashley or Zach. Probably Zach.
I solved one case, once. I call it "The Case of the Missing Dollar":
It was a gorgeous day in Chicago. Jordan and I were walking past Wrigley Field as gentleman with racks of merchandise tried to convince us to pay $80 for a Cubs Hoodie.
I love the Cubs, but fuck a bunch of that shit.
Anyway, we're walking along minding our own business, and I guess I must of zoned out thinking about gay elves or some shit when suddenly I notice that I've lost Jordan.
Where, oh where, could he be? I pondered on this when on the horizon I spotted that lanky Dopey Dog impersonator hambonin' it up as fast as her could in my direction.
Breathless, Jordan proudly pulls out a rolled up broadsheet and hands it too me.
"Check it out! Only cost a dollar! Bet I can't find that anywhere else!"
It was The Onion.