Zach

[duck]

Willa is a dick.

[duck]

also you used to mosh in crocs, put pepper in adams nose and called him pepper nose, passing out in nick's bed. . .I dunno Willa wanted me to post funny stories about you, nick and I brainstorming

[keith.]

WEIRD.

[grind/bro]

post embarassing zach stories from Toronto!!

[Hollow]

post embarassing zach stories from Toronto!!

[Jordan f.]

also you used to mosh in crocs

[ZACH ATTACK]

put pepper in adams nose and called him pepper nose

[keith.]

if i find some camo pants at VV this summer you best believe im making camo cut offs

[keep_it_real]

dude i joined this for stories about zach. but i can't really remember too many right now.

i don't know about toronto stories. if he's been telling people he's from toronto that's just not true. PETERBOROUGH ONTARIO wHATT

i'll post up some gems when they come to me. i think one of the best stories happened when we accidentally ate a whole plate full of special cookies and ended up in my living room unable to say anything for hours but "WHYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY".

also when zach was 16 his lifelong dream was to do pcp every day.

i guess the time that he called me to let me know that LIFERUINER were smashing ball bats and screaming my name/wanting to kill me was pretty funny, specifically because i was smoking dust with some teenage girls in an unfurnished apartment.



PRK FOREVER!

[Human-Demise]

i guess the time that he called me to let me know that LIFERUINER were smashing ball bats and screaming my name/wanting to kill me was pretty funny, specifically because i was smoking dust with some teenage girls in an unfurnished apartment.

he told me about this, it produced many laughs

[keep_it_real]

[keith.]

this is bringing the lols

[keep_it_real]

one time this girl peed my bed and somehow zach helped me get that whole situation back on track. it was easily one of the most embarrassing and strange days in my life.

[keep_it_real]

[Hollow]

i don't know about toronto stories. if he's been telling people he's from toronto that's just not true. PETERBOROUGH ONTARIO wHATT

He always says he's from Peterborough, he just reps Toronto Hardcore like nobodies business. Also, people in Vic seem to think the only city in Ontario is Toronto. So we'll say Toronto, but mean "some city in Ontario that I can't remember the name of".

[keep_it_real]

i don't know about toronto stories. if he's been telling people he's from toronto that's just not true. PETERBOROUGH ONTARIO wHATT

He always says he's from Peterborough, he just reps Toronto Hardcore like nobodies business. Also, people in Vic seem to think the only city in Ontario is Toronto. So we'll say Toronto, but mean "some city in Ontario that I can't remember the name of".

well it is true that toronto is by far the hardcorest of hardcore cities in canada, even if it's stuck in 1982 in terms of musical output. is it true you jokers call ontario "onterrible"??? when i stayed in van for awhile that was the case.

peterborough will forever remain in my heart. prk foreves.

ps the stories about zach will begin to roll in once my research team completes their current work.

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i don't know about toronto stories. if he's been telling people he's from toronto that's just not true. PETERBOROUGH ONTARIO wHATT

He always says he's from Peterborough, he just reps Toronto Hardcore like nobodies business. Also, people in Vic seem to think the only city in Ontario is Toronto. So we'll say Toronto, but mean "some city in Ontario that I can't remember the name of".

well it is true that toronto is by far the hardcorest of hardcore cities in canada, even if it's stuck in 1982 in terms of musical output. is it true you jokers call ontario "onterrible"??? when i stayed in van for awhile that was the case.

peterborough will forever remain in my heart. prk foreves.

ps the stories about zach will begin to roll in once my research team completes their current work.

The only people I've heard say "Onterrible" were Ontario transplants. Soooo...I dunno?

Waiting for embarrassing Zach stories from the research team.

[ZACH ATTACK]

one time this girl peed my bed and somehow zach helped me get that whole situation back on track. it was easily one of the most embarrassing and strange days in my life.

"Just bail and tell her you had exam or something. And post pictures on the internet."

PS: COME TO VICTORIA.

[duck]

well it is true that toronto is by far the hardcorest of hardcore cities in canada.

dude, I am not trying to start any beef or anything but Montreal hardcore seems to be pretty on the ball lately, but then again I haven't been to a Toronto show in years.

Ottawa hardcore is dead.

[duck]

not embarrassing but Zach did cock block me a few times. . .fucking dick