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Robots vs. dinosaurs.

Robots

Strengths: Extremely intelligent, ruthless killers, adaptable, will whoop your ass at Risk.

Weaknesses: EMP, John Connor, Phil Collins ("In the Air Tonight" gets them every time).

Little Known Fact: Are actually terrible at doing the Robot.


Dinosaurs

Strengths: 20 feet tall, razor sharp claws, do not know fear, imbued with the power of Xenu.

Weaknesses: Small brains, Turok, spiders.

Little Known Fact: Exceedingly proficient at limbo.


LET IT BEGIN.

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I dunno. I mean, yeah you'd think, but consider this; the dino-bots are simply robots that look like dinosaurs. Remember I mentioned they were adaptable? They've obviously simply figured out how to infiltrate their hated dino-foes in order to better destroy them from the inside-out. This is simply a point in the robots favour.

look i'm trying to conflict mediate okay

How many social workers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're simply there to facilitate the light bulb in changing itself.

The punchline is supposed to be "one, but the light bulb has to want to change"

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, the trick is getting them in there in the first place.

Hollow wrote:How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, the trick is getting them in there in the first place.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

robot dinosaurs.

pfft it's obviously not the dinosaurs. "ahhh it's an ice age. I'm afraid of snow". Stupid giant lizards.

Go team robots!

case closed, all hail the reptile messiah.

really? You want jesus on your side? I can solve that battle with a couple nails and some wood...

Jordan f. wrote:really? You want jesus on your side? I can solve that battle with a couple nails and some wood...

that jokes as old as jesus. shit.

well fuck you, you cant say this isnt awesome

that photo just proves that if your team was given superior techonology, they'd just kill eachother because they aren't smart enough to work as a team. You'll be your own demise.

Jordan f. wrote:that photo just proves that if your team was given superior techonology, they'd just kill eachother because they aren't smart enough to work as a team. You'll be your own demise.

hahahahahahahahahaha.

can they make a robot thats pretty and will love me for being me?

I don't think our technology is THAT advanced

edit: I am not a robot but I sure love you

Jordan f. wrote:I don't think our technology is THAT advanced

then fuck robots, I'd rather die betrayed by my dinosaur brethren's consuming need for destruction, then die unloved by robots.

how are these teams stacked? where is the battle taking place? describe these robots. are they in the jungle actively seeking dinosaurs to fight? are the dinosaurs unified? if so is there one particular species doing battle or is it a crazy jumble?

if the robots are in the jungle environmental hazards must be taken into account. the mugginess and frequent rain would wreck havok on joints, hinges and any sensory equipment. do the robots have lasors or weapons?

seeing as how the dinosaurs are merely small brained animals i find it hard to believe that the battle against the robots will be a joint effort. this may work towards their advantage in that the robots won't have a strategy to follow and counter during the conflict. i imagine the robots would underestimate the dinos similarly to the way the us had the vietcong and suffer the same consequences.

anyone else see that photo of jesus with a dionsaur and kind of think it sort of looked like Willa dressed as jesus with a dinosaur....
it is late..... i need to sleep

dalamar501 wrote:anyone else see that photo of jesus with a dionsaur and kind of think it sort of looked like Willa dressed as jesus with a dinosaur....
it is late..... i need to sleep

no I can see it too.

love you to jordan.