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The Renaissance

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Hey everyone,

I feel like its my duty to try and revive interest in this board. I present to you:

A Open Letter to Willa

Dear A-Bomb,

In the grand tradition of internet fingerpointing in the punk community, I'd like to call into question your dedication to the scene, 'core in general, and your overall social consciousness. A few things I've noticed lately:

-You went to Distort Fest but skipped Wolf Brigade to make out with the guy who broke that BMW window and got the show shut down.
-You've been attending school but haven't brought home a single beat poet to drop acid with.
-Scrawling 'not true' on the cover of all of Alana's records that don't feature lyrics about "letting the roundups begin"
-Angrily riffling through house garbage complaining that you can't dumpster food from our livingroom because of 'non-vegan waste contamination'
-Overall good demeanor and respectful rhetoric providing a figuratively glaring example of well-adjustedness


Since we've known each other long enough to lay it on the line, I feel like I am entitled to address these problems through public discourse, because AND despite the fact it's the most harmful and shaming manner in which to resolve our differences.

Love,
Scott
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canon.docre wrote:Hey everyone,

I feel like its my duty to try and revive interest in this board. I present to you:

A Open Letter to Willa

Dear A-Bomb,

In the grand tradition of internet fingerpointing in the punk community, I'd like to call into question your dedication to the scene, 'core in general, and your overall social consciousness. A few things I've noticed lately:

-You went to Distort Fest but skipped Wolf Brigade to make out with the guy who broke that BMW window and got the show shut down.
-You've been attending school but haven't brought home a single beat poet to drop acid with.
-Scrawling 'not true' on the cover of all of Alana's records that don't feature lyrics about "letting the roundups begin"
-Angrily riffling through house garbage complaining that you can't dumpster food from our livingroom because of 'non-vegan waste contamination'
-Overall good demeanor and respectful rhetoric providing a figuratively glaring example of well-adjustedness


Since we've known each other long enough to lay it on the line, I feel like I am entitled to address these problems through public discourse, because AND despite the fact it's the most harmful and shaming manner in which to resolve our differences.

Love,
Scott
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Willa is back from Distort, I'm sitting across from him right now silently fuming and glaring at him while he plays on his smartphone.

More like dumbphone, amirite?
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VIHC board press conference
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internet shenanigans.
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Who is this Willa? Does this guy ever voice his opinion?
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dalamar501 wrote:Who is this Willa? Does this guy ever voice his opinion?
and we have a winner
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Goddammit. I started reading this in class and laughing out loud. Fuck you Scott. Fuck you hard.
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hey guiz whats happening in this thread?????????/
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No one invited you.
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big t bone being harsh for once ENDTYMEZ 2012
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End of Days is when Willa becomes a scientologist Olympic curler. He owns a property, wears only sweaters yet only drinks dos Equis beer. There are more signs. Many involving Willa.
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