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My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:32 pm
by grind/bro
I didn't know how to respond. I just kind of looked at her and flipped my grilled cheese sandwich over. The phrase "Dane Cook...funny..." kept echoing in my head over and over, as I stared into the burnt side of the bread as if it was the deepest recesses of the ocean. My words failed me as the butter on the pan sizzled, taking over the consuming silence that filled the room.
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:25 am
by dalamar501
Is this a short story by nick?
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:33 am
by Human-Demise
dalamar501 wrote:Is this a short story by nick?
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Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:15 am
by dalamar501
i like the part where he flips the grilled cheese.
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 10:05 am
by grind/bro
its an excerpt from my novel
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:45 pm
by Human-Demise
hey wait a minute, I thought you didnt eat cheese?
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:10 pm
by Rude Boy Puff
I gather this is a recollection from somewhere around 2003-2005, as now there is no one daft enough to enjoy Dane Cook. Back then there were a few who could not see just how god awful that man's comedy is.
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:49 pm
by grind/bro
Alexis it was a grilled cheese sandwich using Daiya.
And Pat, this was LAST WEEK
Her justification in thinking he was funny was that he published this "joke" on his facebook:
If a girl exits my home early morning wearing the same clothes she came over in I call it the Walk of Fame. Comes w/ a signed headshot.
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Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 4:33 pm
by Andrew
You need to pick your family better.
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:14 pm
by Rude Boy Puff
grind/bro wrote:lil Alexis it was a grilled cheese sandwich using Daiya.
And Pat, this was LAST WEEK
Her justification in thinking he was funny was that he published this "joke" on his facebook:
If a girl exits my home early morning wearing the same clothes she came over in I call it the Walk of Fame. Comes w/ a signed headshot.
...
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:51 pm
by dalamar501
Once in the 05 era myself and Tyler went to a highschool friend's birthday party. At one point everyone was in the living room drunkenly listening to a cd of Dane Cook's live act. It was truly horrendous to be in that room. We escaped with some people on a trip to McDonalds.
Re: My cousin told me that Dane Cook was funny
Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:55 am
by darcy
BK Lounge, amirite?