Reasons I think Tyler is Batman

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:06 pm

Tyler, I put the facts together. Your secret will be known!

#1: Have you ever said to yourself "hey, where did Tyler disappear to? he was here just a second ago?". Yeah, he has ninja like reflexes and a +15 move silent check.
#2: He is a ridiculous man that is somehow charming and gets super drunk at parties. SILLY MAN OR INCREDIBLE FACADE TO COVER HIS REAL NATURE?
#3: He is interested in learning everything, nobody learns everything except batman
#4: He has a super computer that keeps tabs on us all.
#5: His "gear" for "music" is really enormous computing devices calculating the odds of Willa becoming a super villain. I SAID IT.
#6: He acts innocent when I bring this up "as if a normal person could be batman" and laughs it off as if to say "what the hell are you talking about Mikey?"
#7: This forum is little more than a means to monitor our activities and learn our weaknesses.

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:08 pm

Welp, I'm convinced.

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:11 pm

he often uses bat related puns

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:13 pm

I heard that he quite often goes to get his wallet, and pulls out a Batarang instead.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:14 pm

Sometimes he looks up into the sky and says "shit I have to go guys my mom is calling" or some other lame excuse. Also when he hit me I saw a big "POW" sign above his head.

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:15 pm

HE HAS A SIDEKICK

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:16 pm

His uncanny resemblance to Adam West.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:18 pm

So in addition we have to add: Troy is Robin.

Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:19 pm

Mikey wrote:So in addition we have to add: Troy Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 is Robin.

Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.

Loves wearing tights.

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:20 pm

Andrew wrote:
Mikey wrote:So in addition we have to add: Troy Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 is Robin.

Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.
Loves wearing tights.

Pretty sure I saw both of them in capes, once.

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:21 pm

hes always talking shit about crime

ZACH ATTACK · Post by **ZACH ATTACK** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:21 pm

He has this weird love/like relationship with Julie Newmar sometimes, and sometimes Eartha Kitt.

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:22 pm

He once said "Christian Bale looks nothing like me"

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:23 pm

Mikey wrote:He once said "Christian Bale looks nothing like me"

HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:28 pm

He once punched Cesar Romero in the face and refused to apologize afterwords.

ZACH ATTACK · Post by **ZACH ATTACK** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:30 pm

He once told me that revenge was his primary motivator.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:31 pm

Drives a car with a giant, fiery jet engine sticking out the back.

grind/bro · Post by **grind/bro** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:32 pm

Who is Alfred then hey?

Mikey · Post by **Mikey** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:33 pm

grind/bro wrote:Who is Alfred then hey?

Whoever is the oldest/slighty grumpy man they spend time with who gives them advice. I won't point fingers

ian · Post by **ian** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:37 pm

tristan hong would make an adorable riddler. just saying.

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