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Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:06 pm
by Mikey
Tyler, I put the facts together. Your secret will be known!
#1: Have you ever said to yourself "hey, where did Tyler disappear to? he was here just a second ago?". Yeah, he has ninja like reflexes and a +15 move silent check.
#2: He is a ridiculous man that is somehow charming and gets super drunk at parties. SILLY MAN OR INCREDIBLE FACADE TO COVER HIS REAL NATURE?
#3: He is interested in learning everything, nobody learns everything except batman
#4: He has a super computer that keeps tabs on us all.
#5: His "gear" for "music" is really enormous computing devices calculating the odds of Willa becoming a super villain. I SAID IT.
#6: He acts innocent when I bring this up "as if a normal person could be batman" and laughs it off as if to say "what the hell are you talking about Mikey?"
#7: This forum is little more than a means to monitor our activities and learn our weaknesses.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:08 pm
by Hollow
Welp, I'm convinced.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:11 pm
by ian
he often uses bat related puns
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:13 pm
by Hollow
I heard that he quite often goes to get his wallet, and pulls out a Batarang instead.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:14 pm
by Mikey
Sometimes he looks up into the sky and says "shit I have to go guys my mom is calling" or some other lame excuse. Also when he hit me I saw a big "POW" sign above his head.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:15 pm
by ian
HE HAS A SIDEKICK
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:16 pm
by Andrew
His uncanny resemblance to Adam West.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:18 pm
by Mikey
So in addition we have to add: Troy is Robin.
Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:19 pm
by Andrew
Mikey wrote:So in addition we have to add: Troy Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 is Robin.
Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.
Loves wearing tights.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:20 pm
by Hollow
Andrew wrote:Mikey wrote:So in addition we have to add: Troy Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 Lemberg, Honest Dude, 2009 is Robin.
Facts: Dude knows everything Tyler doesn't, and often corrects him. Has a cheerful innocent demeanor. He has the inexplicable ability to know how to get everywhere and the address without using google maps.
Loves wearing tights.
Pretty sure I saw both of them in capes, once.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:21 pm
by ian
hes always talking shit about crime
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:21 pm
by ZACH ATTACK
He has this weird love/like relationship with Julie Newmar sometimes, and sometimes Eartha Kitt.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:22 pm
by Mikey
He once said "Christian Bale looks nothing like me"
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:23 pm
by ian
Mikey wrote:He once said "Christian Bale looks nothing like me"
HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:28 pm
by Mikey
He once punched Cesar Romero in the face and refused to apologize afterwords.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:30 pm
by ZACH ATTACK
He once told me that revenge was his primary motivator.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:31 pm
by Andrew
Drives a car with a giant, fiery jet engine sticking out the back.
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:32 pm
by grind/bro
Who is Alfred then hey?
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:33 pm
by Mikey
grind/bro wrote:Who is Alfred then hey?
Whoever is the oldest/slighty grumpy man they spend time with who gives them advice. I won't point fingers
Re: Reasons I think Tyler is Batman
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:37 pm
by ian
tristan hong would make an adorable riddler. just saying.