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I just mentioned that I needed to get some dental floss to sew some new patches on my pants, and she responded with "Dental Floss. Lisa needs braces!"


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Too bad she misquoted it.
"Dental plan. Lisa needs braces."

Tambro wrote:Too bad she misquoted it.
"Dental plan. Lisa needs braces."

But it's hard to sew patches on your pants with a dental plan.

Tambro wrote:Too bad she misquoted it.
"Dental plan. Lisa needs braces."

ITS ALMOST LIKE SHE DID IT ON PURPOSE.

The original was better

Willa, plain' ol' thread holds up better in the wash. I guess it's a case of ceremony over relevancy. Keep the culture alive!
(CHALLENGE: Somebody make a double entendre about thread being for yuppies/this thread sucking.)

Tambro wrote:The original was better

Not in this context. Where's your funny bone gone?

zac wrote:Willa, plain' ol' thread holds up better in the wash. I guess it's a case of ceremony over relevancy. Keep the culture alive!
(CHALLENGE: Somebody make a double entendre about thread being for yuppies/this thread sucking.)

Actually, normally I do just use plain old thread, but when it's something that gets repeatedly washed on a regular basis (pants, for example) dental floss will hold up better over the long haul. When it comes to infrequently washed things (like jackets/vests) then yeah, threads fine.

I actually did research on this shit. Sure, mainly anecdotal evidence...BUT STILL.

Hollow wrote:Actually, normally I do just use plain old thread, but when it's something that gets repeatedly washed on a regular basis (pants, for example) dental floss will hold up better over the long haul. When it comes to infrequently washed things (like jackets/vests) then yeah, threads fine.

I actually did research on this shit. Sure, mainly anecdotal evidence...BUT STILL.

Plus you can use flavored dental floss so your pants smell like cinnamon and peppermint.

Willa! you are a fucking idiot!
why? because pants are not teeth, its called dental floss for a reason not shitbag crusty patch attacher. FUCK YOURSELF

To be honest I was basing my criticism on secondhand opinions, haha.
I have black dental floss and a blown out crotch, maybe I'll do an experiment.

PS that makes me wonder, is your lady on the forums?

blake schwarzencat wrote:Willa! you are a fucking idiot!
why? because pants are not teeth, its called dental floss for a reason not shitbag crusty patch attacher. FUCK YOURSELF

Fuck you Blake, your lucky I don't throw you out the window when you wake me up at three in the morning, you furry little dickbag.

And Zac, yeah, she's got an account, but never ever ever checks up on here. She is interwebz shy.


I just like babbling about her. I am a dork.

Hollow wrote:
I just like babbling about her. I am a dork.

As majority of this board are a bunch of bitter, single males we only want to hear about available women.

Hollow wrote:

blake schwarzencat wrote:Willa! you are a fucking idiot!
why? because pants are not teeth, its called dental floss for a reason not shitbag crusty patch attacher. FUCK YOURSELF

Fuck you Blake, your lucky I don't throw you out the window when you wake me up at three in the morning, you furry little dickbag.

And Zac, yeah, she's got an account, but never ever ever checks up on here. She is interwebz shy.


I just like babbling about her. I am a dork.

if you dont like it you can suck my dick
"this song aint some silly fake ass crust punk song for all your patch hat white boy integrity jerkoffs to feel hard to, nor is it a rally cry for douchebaggery, this is a song about finding friendship in a cold hard world and not breaking edge just because you're old and dumb"

blake schwarzencat wrote:

Hollow wrote:

blake schwarzencat wrote:Willa! you are a fucking idiot!
why? because pants are not teeth, its called dental floss for a reason not shitbag crusty patch attacher. FUCK YOURSELF

Fuck you Blake, your lucky I don't throw you out the window when you wake me up at three in the morning, you furry little dickbag.

And Zac, yeah, she's got an account, but never ever ever checks up on here. She is interwebz shy.


I just like babbling about her. I am a dork.

if you dont like it you can suck my dick
"this song aint some silly fake ass crust punk song for all your patch hat white boy integrity jerkoffs to feel hard to, nor is it a rally cry for douchebaggery, this is a song about finding friendship in a cold hard world and not breaking edge just because you're old and dumb"

Blake, it's bad enough that you're some four legged twat with a chip on his shoulder, now you have to go and desecrate one of the best bands to ever come out of Boston? FOR SHAME SIR.

Also, Meaghan just made vegan apple crumble that I ate the fuck out of.

SHE RUUUUULES.

Hollow wrote:

blake schwarzencat wrote:

Hollow wrote:

blake schwarzencat wrote:Willa! you are a fucking idiot!
why? because pants are not teeth, its called dental floss for a reason not shitbag crusty patch attacher. FUCK YOURSELF

Fuck you Blake, your lucky I don't throw you out the window when you wake me up at three in the morning, you furry little dickbag.

And Zac, yeah, she's got an account, but never ever ever checks up on here. She is interwebz shy.


I just like babbling about her. I am a dork.

if you dont like it you can suck my dick
"this song aint some silly fake ass crust punk song for all your patch hat white boy integrity jerkoffs to feel hard to, nor is it a rally cry for douchebaggery, this is a song about finding friendship in a cold hard world and not breaking edge just because you're old and dumb"

Blake, it's bad enough that you're some four legged twat with a chip on his shoulder, now you have to go and desecrate one of the best bands to ever come out of Boston? FOR SHAME SIR.

four legs, two thing to say...
1. it is a shame you have to desecrate the edge
2. its a shame you have to desecrate your lucious full bodied locks with that patch hat

blake schwarzencat wrote: four legs, two thing to say...
1. it is a shame you have to desecrate the edge
2. its a shame you have to desecrate your lucious full bodied locks with that patch hat

why do you care that he descreates the edge?
Anyways how is catnip edge?

blake schwarzencat wrote:
I will get you for, I paid top dollar and that catnip drumstick for that portrait.

cant wait till blake reads this

because she likes youth crew