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there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:48 am
by ebony
i really dont know how this exists. but i felt the need to share it.


Re: there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:07 am
by Andrew
This the new James Cameron film?

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:12 am
by ebony
haha, james cameron isent weirdly creative or just weird enough to make something close to this.

the men that made it however are my favorite people on earth. whoever they may be.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:22 am
by Andrew
ebony wrote:the men that made it however are my favorite people on earth. whoever they may be.
It is the rare film maker that can so seamlessly broach sexual nervous vomiting, violent lactation and sword play with an eagle like magic beard.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:13 pm
by ebony
Andrew wrote: It is the rare film maker that can so seamlessly broach sexual nervous vomiting, violent lactation and sword play with an eagle like magic beard.
exactly.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:25 pm
by keith.
i remember seeing this ages ago

the badass riffy song is by LORD BY FIRE
they fucking rule

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:40 am
by Brian
This is a vague parody of Beastmaster, a trashy 80's movie.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:50 am
by Andrew
Brian wrote:This is a vague parody of Beastmaster, an amazing 80's movie.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:07 pm
by grind/bro
Joe?

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:43 pm
by ebony
grind/bro wrote:Joe?
nah, ive seen bigger better beards.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:00 pm
by grind/bro
You take that back.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:14 pm
by ebony
sorry dude, i cant. but before you cut me off, remember who you are talking to. im not knocking what hes got, im just sayin.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:19 pm
by grind/bro
I know but remember Joe's beard??!?!? It's no longer with us...
Image
2/13 nevar forget :cry:

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:22 pm
by ebony
i remember seeing it around. i can see that i am hurting your feelings, because i know you have deep deep feelings for this lads beard. i will end it.

but ive still seen better.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:32 pm
by grind/bro
dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!". :x

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:34 pm
by ebony
grind/bro wrote:dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!". :x
he shaved it off? i thought you meant he moved away.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:40 pm
by grind/bro
I know, sorry. It's hard separating the man from the beard.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:43 pm
by keith.
grind/bro wrote:dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!". :x
I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY :(

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:45 pm
by grind/bro
keith. wrote:
grind/bro wrote:dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!". :x
I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY :(
I know you were batting off women with that thing. Don't lie, you cut it off because you were exhausted. We're all mortal dude we can't be Conan the Bangbarian all the time.

Re: there are no words.

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:46 pm
by ebony
grind/bro wrote:
keith. wrote:
grind/bro wrote:dudes who have huge beards and then shave them off man...shit ain't right. I can barely grow whiskers and they are just like "yeah i guess this ultimate piece of awesomeness enhancing my woman touching powers can just get off my face!". :x
I HAD TO GET A JOB OKAY :(
I know you were batting off women with that thing. Don't lie, you cut it off because you were exhausted. We're all mortal dude we can't be Conan the Bangbarian all the time.
yeah keith, why else would you do it. to break my heart? SERIOUSLY.