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Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 8:56 pm
by grind/bro
This guy in my class today stepped up to me. Dude had a fucking like-ON or some shit. Anyway, he is this tall, awkward fucking nerd with long hair and a beard. Wears shirts that read "I KNO U R A FOOL BUT WUT AM I" that you see in mall stands. Came in and sat down next to me blurting out "IMMA SIT NEXT TO DISSSS GUYYYY..." all triumphantly, then adds "...WELL EITHER YOU'RE A GUY OR A REALLY UGLY FEMALE CROSS DRESSER!". The entire classroom was literally silent and just stared at him.
Kicker is: he's worn a SKIRT to class before. A SKIRT.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:08 pm
by Andrew
And then you told him to shut his fucking mouth before you beat him down like the bitch he is?
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:15 pm
by grind/bro
I rolled my eyes and went back to talking about El Topo with some dude in the class.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:18 pm
by Rude Boy Puff
man honestly who starts shit in a classroom
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:27 pm
by Hollow
You get this shit at Camosun every once in a while. Dude was probably the "class clown" in high school. I'd guess that he's just taking a few classes while he works the night shift at the Johnson St. 7-11. You know, to keep mom off his back. Meanwhile, all the money that should be going to rent is actually going towards Gundam Wing action figures and Funk Vigilante shows. He's completely convinced that the reason no one likes him is because he's smarter than them all. He definitely listens to ICP.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:28 pm
by grind/bro
He explicitly said once that he was taking part in a World of Warcraft International Championship. I doubt the ICP shit though, it's probably not "white" enough for him.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:39 pm
by Andrew
Wait, this didn't happen in high school?
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:41 pm
by age of quarrel
I'm a pretty passive guy but I would have told him to fuck himself/called him on the skirt
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:44 pm
by Rude Boy Puff
Where was Kelly Ellard when this fool was going to high school.
Bullies need to make a comeback in a big way
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:49 pm
by grind/bro
Andrew wrote:Wait, this didn't happen in high school?
This is in a 2nd year History class.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:24 pm
by Hollow
grind/bro wrote:He explicitly said once that he was taking part in a World of Warcraft International Championship. I doubt the ICP shit though, it's probably not "white" enough for him.
Dude, are you kidding? ICP has been making white trash ghetto fabulous for ages. I've met the most ignorantly racist morons in my day that were MASSIVE Juggalos.
Also, to add to this, I have a good feeling he smells.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:29 pm
by grind/bro
well they sing the hippity-hop. and he has a thors hammer necklace. not to say that its a bad symbol, but there are two types of people that wear those...people who are into the mythology as an interest in their background...and socially inept nerds
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:33 pm
by Jordan f.
KEEP JUGGALOS OUT OF THIS!
MASS MURDER MAKES ME HAPPY
DEAD BODIES MAKE ME HAPPY
SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT ME
I'LL ALWAYS HAVE MY JUGGALO FAMILY
for real though, dude sounds like a dickhead. Your life is probably much better then his.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:34 pm
by Jordan f.
also, puffin is a closet Juggalo. He had a cd in his car once!
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:37 pm
by grind/bro
One of my close friends is a huge ICP fan. I went to his wedding and everything. Yeah I'm not into it, but they are able to sell themselves pretty well. So respect given there.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:39 pm
by age of quarrel
we will never die alone JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON!
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:53 pm
by Rude Boy Puff
Jordan f. wrote:also, puffin is a closet Juggalo. He had a cd in his car once!
If I remember correctly
didnt you take that home?
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:07 pm
by Hollow
grind/bro wrote:One of my close friends is a huge ICP fan. I went to his wedding and everything. Yeah I'm not into it, but they are able to sell themselves pretty well. So respect given there.
Zach and I have talked EXTENSIVELY on the ICP phenomenon. I have to agree. As much as I like ICP, they managed to create a completely original sub-genre that is insanely dedicated.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:29 pm
by grind/bro
Hollow wrote:grind/bro wrote:One of my close friends is a huge ICP fan. I went to his wedding and everything. Yeah I'm not into it, but they are able to sell themselves pretty well. So respect given there.
Zach and I have talked EXTENSIVELY on the ICP phenomenon. I have to agree. As much as I like ICP, they managed to create a completely original sub-genre that is insanely dedicated.
You know what though? After his bachelor party we were driving back from Sooke, and he was playing an ICP song. I wasn't into the lyrics of "YA DIRTY BUTT", however the beats were not bad. If someone had come out with the song, sans the whole kinda DOWN WIT DA CLOWNZ gimmick, i'd probably be sorta thinking it was okay.
Re: Motherfuckers that step up to you...THAT PWN THEMSELVES
Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:37 pm
by Hollow
grind/bro wrote:Hollow wrote:grind/bro wrote:One of my close friends is a huge ICP fan. I went to his wedding and everything. Yeah I'm not into it, but they are able to sell themselves pretty well. So respect given there.
Zach and I have talked EXTENSIVELY on the ICP phenomenon. I have to agree. As much as I like ICP, they managed to create a completely original sub-genre that is insanely dedicated.
You know what though? After his bachelor party we were driving back from Sooke, and he was playing an ICP song. I wasn't into the lyrics of "YA DIRTY BUTT", however the beats were not bad. If someone had come out with the song, sans the whole kinda DOWN WIT DA CLOWNZ gimmick, i'd probably be sorta thinking it was okay.
Yeah, the beats aren't terrible (they're nothing special, either), it's mainly the aesthetic and culture that turn me off. But then, I'm not a part of it, so who gives a fuck what I think?