Post stories about shitting your pants

[ZACH ATTACK]

This one time when I was working at camp the power went out and the sewage pump runs on electricity, so the flush toilets were a no go and the only other options were 1000 year old outhouses that were full of spiders and raccoons and shit, so no dice. I figured the power wouldn't be out for that long so I'd just tough it out. 12 hours later (the power went out around 7 or 8 in the morning) the camp director decides this would be the awesome time to run a search drill. I'm running as fast as I can and about half way through the search rout and my tummy starts rumbling something fierce and before even have time to process what's happening I drop a turd in my shorts mid stride. Luckily I was wearing boxer briefs that day, so I did what any reasonable person would do and run down to the lake to wash of my bum, put my shorts back on, and throw my poopy underwear underneath the oldest girls' cabin.

[grind/bro]

I came close to shitting my pants two times in the past month or so. Once was at Black Raven, I think I had bad eggs or something. Who knows! Then the other was after the show at V Lounge with Inepsy. I woke up the next day at Keith and Adams and walked to the bus. On my way I had quite the poop, which if I hadn't entered the womens bathroom would have been all up in my drawers!

[ian]

apparently andrew threw up multiple times under a table at that inepsy show, then woke up on a bench outside st annes.

[KYLESTYLE]

I was in Tim Hortons in Regina or somewhere (moose jaw maybe) and I got up to grab a napkin and a farted, but suddenly realized it was much more (to be fair, i was really sick at this point). I sat down with a disgusted face and eventually told everyone that "I think I just shit my pants". Everyone laughed, I went to the Tim Hortons bathroom and luckily I was wearing my favourite pair of long-johns under my pants so I just ditched the long-johns in the corner of the stall. It was a real runny one, and I felt bad for the poor employee who had to venture into the shit corner... Ian was there, he'll testify this terrible escapade.

[keep_it_real]

when i was younger i somehow got really sick during a summer when i lived with a girl who was my gf at the time.

i was on a bunch of anti-biotics, just chilling at home, reading and listening to music in my room...when, i farted, and quickly realized there was more to it than just a fart. i quickly waddled to the bathroom, and at the same moment the girl ran up the stairs yelling about having to pee. i had to lean against the door with shit in my shorts, forcing her to use a different b-room.

needless to say i showered and threw my boxers out, and just had to tell her. soon enough, everybody knew. i think i was 21 at the time. i'm lucky that i was at home at the time.

poster "duck" nearly shits himself mostly during awkward or like, unsuspected times. it's funny and inconvenient.

[duck]

poster "duck" nearly shits himself mostly during awkward or like, unsuspected times. it's funny and inconvenient.

so I am trying on jeans in montreal, and my stomach reacts really bad when ever I consume a lot of soy, during the day I had a soy late, some tofu etc (just an awful day to eat) anyways so naturally I get really gassy. I'm with my friends girlfriend (I need a ladies opinion for pants) and I find a nice pair, I do the but stretch and bend over and fart on her, she gets grossed out and calls me gross I kind of laugh about it and run back into the change room, I realize that it was a bit of a wet one and make a weird face at her and mention it to her before I close the door.

I take off the pants and realize that I didn't just fart but I did in fact shart myself (just a tiny bit, not a whole lot of poop, but enough to get grossed out) anyways I look at my underwear and realize I better change, then it donned on me, the pants, and yep the poop got on them too. I kind of had a bit of a freak out moment alone, and I just ended up folding the pants up, and running away. . .I feel pretty bad for whoever had to deal with those pants