11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos

[dalamar501]

New infomercial for this year is up!

LONGER THAN LAST YEAR

[grind/bro]

Naughty By Nature is playing...whoa.

[grind/bro]

HAHAHAHAH fucking LIL KIM as well...would

[grind/bro]

FYI Gallagher's new routine:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gall ... id=4357855

Gallagher is upset about a lot of things. Young people with their sagging pants (in faintly coded racist terms, he explains that this is why the jails are overcrowded—because "their" baggy pants make it too hard for "them" to run from the cops). Tattoos: "That ink goes through to your soul—if you read your Bible, your body is a sacred temple, YOU DIPSHIT." People naming their girl-children Sam and Toni instead of acceptable names like Evelyn and Betty: "Just give her some little lesbian tendencies!" Guantánamo Bay: "We weren't even allowed to torture all the way. We had to half-torture—that's nothin' compared to what Saddam and his two sons OOFAY and GOOFAY did." Lesbians: "There's two types—the ugly ones and the pretty ones." (Um, like all people?) Obama again: "If Obama was really black, he'd act like a black guy and get a white wife." Michael Vick: "Poor Michael Vick." Women's lib: "These women told you they wanna be equal—they DON'T." Trans people: "People like Cher's daughter—figure that out. She wants a penis, but she has a big belly. If you can't see your dick, you don't get one." The Rice Krispies elves: "All three of those guys are gay. Look at 'em!" The Mexicans: "Look around—see any Mexicans? Nope. They'll be here later for the cleanup." The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

[Human-Demise]

FYI Gallagher's new routine:
http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/gall ... id=4357855

Gallagher is upset about a lot of things. Young people with their sagging pants (in faintly coded racist terms, he explains that this is why the jails are overcrowded—because "their" baggy pants make it too hard for "them" to run from the cops). Tattoos: "That ink goes through to your soul—if you read your Bible, your body is a sacred temple, YOU DIPSHIT." People naming their girl-children Sam and Toni instead of acceptable names like Evelyn and Betty: "Just give her some little lesbian tendencies!" Guantánamo Bay: "We weren't even allowed to torture all the way. We had to half-torture—that's nothin' compared to what Saddam and his two sons OOFAY and GOOFAY did." Lesbians: "There's two types—the ugly ones and the pretty ones." (Um, like all people?) Obama again: "If Obama was really black, he'd act like a black guy and get a white wife." Michael Vick: "Poor Michael Vick." Women's lib: "These women told you they wanna be equal—they DON'T." Trans people: "People like Cher's daughter—figure that out. She wants a penis, but she has a big belly. If you can't see your dick, you don't get one." The Rice Krispies elves: "All three of those guys are gay. Look at 'em!" The Mexicans: "Look around—see any Mexicans? Nope. They'll be here later for the cleanup." The French: "They ruin our language with their faggy words."

lol, can someone smash him with a mallet? please.?

[Rude Boy Puff]

I like lil kim and naughty by nature enough to attend this if it was anywhere near me.

[keith.]

this is why we cant have nice things

[Jordan f.]

Troy how come our band isn't playing this

[Hollow]

Yeah, I read that Gallagher article a while back. Really creepy.


Oh, and LOL JUGGALOES.

[grind/bro]

Yeah, I read that Gallagher article a while back. Really creepy.

I almost want to believe that he's pulling an elaborate satire on everyone.

[KYLESTYLE]

A) this is insane, i swear i would go if it was in vancouver. How do they have so many crazy rappers at a juggalo event???
B) that video was hilarious. I liked how many times they cursed and how painful their script was. Why did I just spend 17+ minutes on that???

[KYLESTYLE]

also let's watch BIG MONEY RUSTLAS. Someone download that...

[keith.]

also let's watch BIG MONEY RUSTLAS. Someone download that...

ugh i was thinking the same thing. does that make us terrible people?

[grind/bro]

also let's watch BIG MONEY RUSTLAS. Someone download that...

ugh i was thinking the same thing. does that make us terrible people?

no it doesn't. it's like actually watching 2 girls 1 cup. sometimes your curiosity gets the best of you.

[keith.]

well have a juggalo movie tuesday

[dalamar501]

When i first watched it i thought the same thing as well.

[Jordan f.]

me and hunter are watching the whole thing.... I am speechless

If you like midgets......we got midgets

[grind/bro]

When they talk all "street", does anyone else feel as if they're forcing it?

[Jordan f.]

When they talk all "street", does anyone else feel as if they're forcing it?

obviously. Dorks with face paint isn't really my idea of "street"

[grind/bro]

When they talk all "street", does anyone else feel as if they're forcing it?

obviously. Dorks with face paint isn't really my idea of "street"

When that "Sugar Slam" girl talks, it's pretty embarassing...twenty bucks says she grew up wearing GAP clothes and drove and SUV til she met and MARRIED Violent J.