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Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 8:44 pm
by Andrew
Discuss.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 9:39 pm
by grind/bro
I'd say it's more the relish.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 11:10 pm
by destroy
I dunno... I mean, who doesn't like ketchup, right? apparently it's the second most popular condiment in north america (salsa being the first, but fuck that) so that's saying something.

but really, this just makes me think of a post on another messageboard that I believe was last year where an indie rock williamsburg type girl was wearing a burzum shirt in the video for her electro band and my friend accused her of liking daudi baldurs.

everything is just kevin bacon's in this adhd brain.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue May 03, 2011 11:37 pm
by Human-Demise
i dont get what "the ketchup of" is. I've been pretty into downtempo black metal lately. the last shibboleth set was radtastic.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 12:02 am
by reece
black metal is way to fucking way over the top and hilarious to be taken serious, but some of those albums are brilliant.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 9:24 am
by Tambro
Statement totally makes sense to me. Heavy music can be good, but if you have some black metal influences, it just makes it better. Just like everything's better with ketchup.

Also, so many false Ketchup lovers. Don't appreciate the kvltivation of tomatoes.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 10:51 am
by keep_it_real
Ketchup is not kvlt enough dudes, are you serious?

If anything, BM is the mustard, old style with the seeds intact.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:32 pm
by tylerp
not a fan of ketchup
what's the beer of heavy music?

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Wed May 04, 2011 2:34 pm
by reece
thrash metal.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 10:24 am
by canon.docre
and the weed of heavy music is .. it's coming to me .. wait wait .. I got this one guys ..

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:13 am
by Andrew
canon.docre wrote:and the weed of heavy music is The Spin Doctors

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:19 am
by Human-Demise
canon.docre wrote:and the weed of heavy music is .. it's coming to me .. wait wait .. I got this one guys ..
the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:24 am
by Andrew
Tambo got it.

I don't have anything against black metal but it seems like every second heavy band cites a black metal influence in their music now. Of the bands that cite the influence I'd say 10% have a legit black metal influence. The mentality seems to be if you play heavy music adding a little black metal (or saying you do) makes it better. "Black metal, it makes everything taste better!". :? I personally don't think black metal is the answer to making all heavy music better.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:25 am
by Andrew
Human-Demise wrote: the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.
I wonder if there isn't a band that might've influenced all those bands...

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:51 pm
by SewnFlesh
Andrew wrote:
Human-Demise wrote: the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.
I wonder if there isn't a band that might've influenced all those bands...
I think I know what your talking about here...
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Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Fri May 06, 2011 8:22 pm
by Russdogg
Ketchup was tastier in the '90s, but there is some pretty delicious ketchup being concocted now if you go to the right grocery stores.

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:44 am
by xchadx
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Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:24 pm
by kranity
Damages is laden with black metal, I really hear a lot of Profanatica in there

I want to see more Youth Crew/Primordial Black Metal crossover bands with records out on Deathlike Mosh Productions

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:44 pm
by grind/bro
YOUTH CREW BLACK METAL
ITS HAPPENING
JORDAN FOOTE

Re: Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:02 pm
by Andrew
grind/bro wrote:YOUTH CREW BLACK METAL
ITS HAPPENING
JORDAN FOOTE
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