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ITT: post dumb/funny/bad punk related jokes
There is a punk house in town. The punks live on the 1rst floor, Skinnheads on the second and some weird hippies on the 3rd floor. There is a fire on a wednesday afternoon. The whole house burns to the ground. Who makes it out alive?
A: The Skinnheads, they were at there jobs like the rest of the working class.
Q: How many straight edge kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, straight edge doesn't change anything
A: The Skinnheads, they were at there jobs like the rest of the working class.
Q: How many straight edge kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, straight edge doesn't change anything
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Q:how many _ _ _ *insert the 3 initials of what ever crew you feel like* members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10. One to screw it in and 9 of his boys to have his back.
A: 10. One to screw it in and 9 of his boys to have his back.
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How many straightedge kids does it take to drink a 12 pack?
Only one if no ones looking.
Whats the difference between a savings bond and a hardcore kid?
A savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
Whats the difference between a hardcore kid and a pizza?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
Only one if no ones looking.
Whats the difference between a savings bond and a hardcore kid?
A savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.
Whats the difference between a hardcore kid and a pizza?
A pizza can actually feed a family of four.
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i don't know punk jokes... here's a non-punk joke:
Why are male cannibals always hitting on mega babes?
they have good taste in women...
i just made that up...
Why are male cannibals always hitting on mega babes?
they have good taste in women...
i just made that up...
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i'm on a roll, so i'll make another one up:
Why do straight edge kids never fear a break up (with a lady)?
they embrace the ex.
Why do straight edge kids never fear a break up (with a lady)?
they embrace the ex.
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more made ups:
Q: a skinhead walks into a fight without his BIC razor, why's the skinhead worried?
A: it could get real hairy.
Q: a skinhead walks into a fight without his BIC razor, why's the skinhead worried?
A: it could get real hairy.
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Q:why does punk suck?
A:because it's boring and shitty and alll the kids smell bad.
A:because it's boring and shitty and alll the kids smell bad.
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ultra-fucking-L-O-LKYLESTYLE wrote:i'm on a roll, so i'll make another one up:
Why do straight edge kids never fear a break up (with a lady)?
they embrace the ex.
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hey, FUCK YOUofficespace wrote:Q:why does punk suck?
A:because it's boring and shitty and alll the kids smell bad.
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age of quarrel wrote:No one poser exposes me more than the twins
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why did the punk cross the road?
because ian told him to.
(from the minor threat - out of step matrix engraving, one line on the A side, one on the B side)
because ian told him to.
(from the minor threat - out of step matrix engraving, one line on the A side, one on the B side)
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kyles jokes were on point!
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:tommarow theyre gonna eat more pussy and sniff more cocaine then any of us have ever seen.
Just saying.
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Q:Why Does Greg Ginn Have 27 Cats Now?
A:Because back in the Black Flag days Rollins got all the pussy
A:Because back in the Black Flag days Rollins got all the pussy
age of quarrel wrote:No one poser exposes me more than the twins
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i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...age of quarrel wrote:kyles jokes were on point!
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dump your girlfriend, then have sex with jeremy and dont call him back. that will teach themKYLESTYLE wrote:i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...age of quarrel wrote:kyles jokes were on point!
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:tommarow theyre gonna eat more pussy and sniff more cocaine then any of us have ever seen.
Just saying.
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!!!age of quarrel wrote:dump your girlfriend, then have sex with jeremy and dont call him back. that will teach themKYLESTYLE wrote:i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...age of quarrel wrote:kyles jokes were on point!
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