ITT: post dumb/funny/bad punk related jokes

[Jordan f.]

There is a punk house in town. The punks live on the 1rst floor, Skinnheads on the second and some weird hippies on the 3rd floor. There is a fire on a wednesday afternoon. The whole house burns to the ground. Who makes it out alive?

A: The Skinnheads, they were at there jobs like the rest of the working class.



Q: How many straight edge kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, straight edge doesn't change anything

[Jordan f.]

Q:how many _ _ _ *insert the 3 initials of what ever crew you feel like* members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10. One to screw it in and 9 of his boys to have his back.

[Hollow]

How many straightedge kids does it take to drink a 12 pack?

Only one if no ones looking.

Whats the difference between a savings bond and a hardcore kid?

A savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.

Whats the difference between a hardcore kid and a pizza?

A pizza can actually feed a family of four.

[KYLESTYLE]

i don't know punk jokes... here's a non-punk joke:

Why are male cannibals always hitting on mega babes?











they have good taste in women...

i just made that up...

[KYLESTYLE]

i'm on a roll, so i'll make another one up:

Why do straight edge kids never fear a break up (with a lady)?











they embrace the ex.

[KYLESTYLE]

more made ups:

Q: a skinhead walks into a fight without his BIC razor, why's the skinhead worried?








A: it could get real hairy.

[officespace]

Q:why does punk suck?



A:because it's boring and shitty and alll the kids smell bad.

[Jordan f.]

i'm on a roll, so i'll make another one up:

Why do straight edge kids never fear a break up (with a lady)?

they embrace the ex.

ultra-fucking-L-O-L

[CaptainAnarchy]

Q:why does punk suck?



A:because it's boring and shitty and alll the kids smell bad.

hey, FUCK YOU

[officespace]

No U

[tylerp]

why did the punk cross the road?

because ian told him to.

(from the minor threat - out of step matrix engraving, one line on the A side, one on the B side)

[age of quarrel]

kyles jokes were on point!

[officespace]

Q:Why Does Greg Ginn Have 27 Cats Now?
A:Because back in the Black Flag days Rollins got all the pussy

[KYLESTYLE]

kyles jokes were on point!

i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...

[age of quarrel]

kyles jokes were on point!

i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...

dump your girlfriend, then have sex with jeremy and dont call him back. that will teach them

[KYLESTYLE]

kyles jokes were on point!

i told them to my girlfriend and jeremy and both of them thought i was stupid...

dump your girlfriend, then have sex with jeremy and dont call him back. that will teach them

!!!