A tale of a clumsy man

[Rude Boy Puff]

So its come to light that Im generally off balance this is something Ive come to admit and since its no secret Id like to share a story from earlier today. I came home from work today and ran a load of laundry, in trying to be as energy conscience as possible I threw all my towels in the bathroom in the wash and go about my night. A few hours go by and its time to drive to Sidney to pick up my lady at the ferry. Its been a few days and I wanna make a good impression so I jump in the shower in hopes of smelling perfect. Not realizing that I have no dry towels this would be no problem if I wasnt on the ground level apartment next to the front entrance with all by blinds open with a group of old people chatting out front. I make the call to book it across the livingroom to my bedroom. This would be fine if I wasnt soaking wet on hardwood floor, needless to say I slipped naked into a jagged ikea shelf in front of all the seniors at my condo and when I heard gasps and laughs out the window all I could do was crawl like a walrus across my floor into my bedroom. shamed, embarrassed and bleeding...



PS the shelf was a pussy

[grind/bro]

holy shit dude... was there lots of blood??

[keith.]

cant
stop
laughing


(hope youre okay!)

[Jordan f.]

Puffin you know I feel bad for you but.....HOLY FUCKING LOL!

When life gives you lemons you say.. fuck it atleast I didn't eat shit naked in front of a bunch of old people like Puffin

[KYLESTYLE]

oh maaaaaaan!
i bet the old people were twittering that incident ALL day long.

[Hollow]

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FURNITURE?!?

[age of quarrel]

the voice of a generation