tomorrow

[keith.]

who wants to get silly with me tomorrow. its my bday. i wanna get drunk. i dont know where.
i wanna investigate this 24beer for $24.99 myth...

[Mikey]

lemme tell you one time, i will give a secret birthday discount of 50% off in the electronics department I work in. i also have some yellow balloons i could give away. they say "discount" or something on them haha. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT OK.


ps/ happy birthday.

[keith.]

oh ;x where do you work
come get stupid with us mikey

[Mikey]

i can only say this. we are a low rate department store in hillside mall that isn't sears. i'm down for getting silly though. commence silly planning?

[keith.]

rly
i work at hillside liquor. i dont think ive ever been in that zellers...

[Mikey]

man. there is no need for our store. i watch disneys UP all day. troy can vouch for this as he witnessed it today.

[trappedinside]

i wanna investigate this 24beer for $24.99 myth...

no myth, i've seen it with my own eyes. liquor plus on douglas across the street from burnside = best liquor store in victoria. it's like $25.99 or something but it even says "just over a buck a beer" on the case and they come divided up into individual 6 packs. not the greatest beer but you could do worse (like the time I traded Willa a Nachtmystium LP for a 6 pack of bullmax... oh god...)

[ian]

we got one of those flats the other day, totally not bad beer. kind of sweet but not in a painful lucky way

[grind/bro]

I might pull up for this. It is Keiths magical day.

[KYLESTYLE]

i'm in.

ian, jer, and i split one the other day. it's actually $28 for 24, but seriously... it's not bad and it's cheap and it's not bad.

[tylerp]

hey guys, I'm totally broke so I've been trying to calculate cheap drinking
including taxes...
pbr = 22.78 / 15 (but you can think of it as 17.5 beerz because of the extra .9% per can) = $1.27/beer
this stuff = 28.48 / 24, = $1.19/beer

MIGHT GET SOME HARD NUMBERS DOWN FOR OE AND FAXE NEXT IN ALCOHOL EQUIVILENCY TO COMPARE TO A STANDARD 5% CAN, STAY TUNED

WHAT HAS TYLER BECOME???

[Fish]

Mikey... you work in the same store as my mom.
Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Oh, and happy birthday Keith!

[KYLESTYLE]

i feel like colt 45 or OE would be cheaper, alcohol content per price unit wise.

[KYLESTYLE]

PS HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEITH

[keith.]

tyler do more beer math this is relevant to my interests

[KYLESTYLE]

tyler do more beer math this is relevant to my interests

[keith.]

colt has gotta be the king. 8%! and about 8.50 or so

[tylerp]

okay, a can of faxe is equivilent to 2.25352113 beers (let's say 2.25) in alcohol content.
I think they're $2.44 after tax? so if we were to stack it up against the rest, it'd be $1.08 for the equivilent amount of alcohol to a 5% can of beer. so they are indeed a winner, though my estimate could be off on the price. I'm pretty sure I'm close.

and a 40 of OE is like $6.14 after tax? that's 5.31830986 (let's say 5.31) beers in alcohol content.
so stacking it against the rest, it looks like $1.16.

IS MY MATH WRONG? maybe. correct me if so. I always assumed a 40 of OE was the cheap way to go. but maybe my price estimates are wrong.

[keith.]

OE is 5.56 before tax i think
also its never chilled so theres no chill-charges

[tylerp]

this would be more properly done if I bought one of each to get the exact amounts and never rounded until the end. but I think faxe is the winner...

of my heart.

<3

I didn't stack colt against the rest because it's gotta be really close to the others and that shit is rank. pretty much any of my calculations are "way cheaper than a real beer" ie a standard decent looking bottle six pack. those are like $2.20 a beer or more!