I'm bored on the bus so this is what we're gonna do...

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:16 pm

We're gonna play a game. Rules are simple: you create a band, complete with backstory, with a name based off an already existing band.

For example: NYHC band about the trials and tribulations of marriage. 25 to Wife.

Go!

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:29 pm

California based anti-homophobic thash metal band: GAYER

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:01 pm

NOLA metal band based off of a deep seated loathing of 1970's Bea Arthur sitcom characters. Eyehatemaude.

canon.docre · Post by **canon.docre** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:28 pm

Young upstarts create a new crossover hybrid of crust-punk and electronic dance music: Massrave.

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:31 pm

Fuck it, I've been doing these all day to keep myself occupied. Here goes:

Southern Cali hardcore outfit obsessed with long haired Iron Maiden fans: Hessvr.

Legendary NW hardcore band about an Army vet seeking vengeance for his fallen comrades by joining an Enter the Dragon style tournament: Guile.

NY youth crew band about an ever changing menu item: Soup of Today.

Seattle based hardcore band that does nothing but soundtracks for African American-centric pornographic films: Black Breath (didn't need to change that one).

Southern California pv-inspired band dedicated to analyzing David Cronenberg films starring Helen Hunt and James Spader: Crash Talk

That's all I can remember off the top of my head. I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who finds these funny, and the two hours sleep I got last night is probably the reason why.

Crucified · Post by **Crucified** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:31 pm

An ever changing line up bred to cause havoc on farmlands everywhere: Circle of dead children of the corn.

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:32 pm

canon.docre wrote:Young upstarts create a new crossover hybrid of crust-punk and electronic dance music: Massrave.

FUCK. I've been trying to come up with a Mass Grave pun all day. Well done.

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:48 pm

Victoria BC based middle of the road d-beat.. NO EUPHONY

PaulyHC · Post by **PaulyHC** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:53 pm

By way of Salem NH & Seattle WA, as we all know rapists tend to travel around: TRAP HIM

Victoria right-to lifers delivering oldschool Punk Rock/hardcore: Pro-Choice

Jordan f. · Post by **Jordan f.** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:59 pm

90's straight edge band from Syracuse formed so rightous 15year old edge kids can say they're better then you.... WORTH CRISIS...... wait a minute

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:00 pm

SewnFlesh wrote:Victoria BC based middle of the road d-beat.. NO EUPHONY

Victoria based metal band that writes songs about flat brimmed hats and hating your mom: Bromad

Tambro · Post by **Tambro** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:28 pm

Hollow wrote: NY youth crew band about an ever changing menu item: Soup of Today.

Hollow wrote:
SewnFlesh wrote:Victoria BC based middle of the road d-beat.. NO EUPHONY

Victoria based metal band that writes songs about flat brimmed hats and hating your mom: Bromad

These both made me LOL

age of quarrel · Post by **age of quarrel** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 8:43 pm

you guys stole the game danny and I started playing 2 years ago

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:04 pm

Jordan f. wrote:90's straight edge band from Syracuse formed so rightous 15year old edge kids can say they're better then you.... WORTH CRISIS...... wait a minute

nice one

Hollow · Post by **Hollow** » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:22 pm

age of quarrel wrote:you guys stole the game danny and I started playing 2 years ago

Less yakkin, more puns

Crucified · Post by **Crucified** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:25 pm

no story, just awesome, alcoholic white trash, two heebs and a bean.

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:42 pm

west coast based doom band that sings songs about creepin and closet masterbation.. SHADOWFUN

Crucified · Post by **Crucified** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:27 pm

brutal no holds barred hockey metal, ungoalieant

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:36 pm

Crucified wrote:brutal no holds barred hockey metal, ungoalieant

age of quarrel · Post by **age of quarrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2010 3:42 pm

dont taint this gracious new westminster game

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