Black Metal: The ketchup of heavy music

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Tue May 03, 2011 8:44 pm

Discuss.

grind/bro · Post by **grind/bro** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:39 pm

I'd say it's more the relish.

destroy · Post by **destroy** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:10 pm

I dunno... I mean, who doesn't like ketchup, right? apparently it's the second most popular condiment in north america (salsa being the first, but fuck that) so that's saying something.

but really, this just makes me think of a post on another messageboard that I believe was last year where an indie rock williamsburg type girl was wearing a burzum shirt in the video for her electro band and my friend accused her of liking daudi baldurs.

everything is just kevin bacon's in this adhd brain.

Human-Demise · Post by **Human-Demise** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:37 pm

i dont get what "the ketchup of" is. I've been pretty into downtempo black metal lately. the last shibboleth set was radtastic.

reece · Post by **reece** » Wed May 04, 2011 12:02 am

black metal is way to fucking way over the top and hilarious to be taken serious, but some of those albums are brilliant.

Tambro · Post by **Tambro** » Wed May 04, 2011 9:24 am

Statement totally makes sense to me. Heavy music can be good, but if you have some black metal influences, it just makes it better. Just like everything's better with ketchup.

Also, so many false Ketchup lovers. Don't appreciate the kvltivation of tomatoes.

keep_it_real · Post by **keep_it_real** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:51 am

Ketchup is not kvlt enough dudes, are you serious?

If anything, BM is the mustard, old style with the seeds intact.

Post by **tylerp** » Wed May 04, 2011 2:32 pm

not a fan of ketchup
what's the beer of heavy music?

reece · Post by **reece** » Wed May 04, 2011 2:34 pm

thrash metal.

canon.docre · Post by **canon.docre** » Thu May 05, 2011 10:24 am

and the weed of heavy music is .. it's coming to me .. wait wait .. I got this one guys ..

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:13 am

canon.docre wrote:and the weed of heavy music is The Spin Doctors

Human-Demise · Post by **Human-Demise** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:19 am

canon.docre wrote:and the weed of heavy music is .. it's coming to me .. wait wait .. I got this one guys ..

the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:24 am

Tambo got it.

I don't have anything against black metal but it seems like every second heavy band cites a black metal influence in their music now. Of the bands that cite the influence I'd say 10% have a legit black metal influence. The mentality seems to be if you play heavy music adding a little black metal (or saying you do) makes it better. "Black metal, it makes everything taste better!".

I personally don't think black metal is the answer to making all heavy music better.

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:25 am

Human-Demise wrote: the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.

I wonder if there isn't a band that might've influenced all those bands...

SewnFlesh · Post by **SewnFlesh** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:51 pm

Andrew wrote:
Human-Demise wrote: the weed of metal is obviously weedeater,or fu-manchu, or sleep, or down, or eyehategod.
I wonder if there isn't a band that might've influenced all those bands...

I think I know what your talking about here...

Russdogg · Post by **Russdogg** » Fri May 06, 2011 8:22 pm

Ketchup was tastier in the '90s, but there is some pretty delicious ketchup being concocted now if you go to the right grocery stores.

xchadx · Post by **xchadx** » Sat May 07, 2011 11:44 am

kranity · Post by **kranity** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:24 pm

Damages is laden with black metal, I really hear a lot of Profanatica in there

I want to see more Youth Crew/Primordial Black Metal crossover bands with records out on Deathlike Mosh Productions

grind/bro · Post by **grind/bro** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:44 pm

YOUTH CREW BLACK METAL
ITS HAPPENING
JORDAN FOOTE

Andrew · Post by **Andrew** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:02 pm

grind/bro wrote:YOUTH CREW BLACK METAL
ITS HAPPENING
JORDAN FOOTE

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