FASTCORE FEST 2.5 // JANUARY 14 2012

[cadaver]

[facebook theft]

Holy shit! The fastcore team had shit all to do this winter so we fucking made a show. Put on an extra pair of socks and come start the new year a thrashin.
Saturday, Jan 14 2012
6-9 pm
SQUAMOSH, BC

DETRIOT (Edmonton)
http://detroitpv.bandcamp.com/
Face smashing power violence, fuck yeah

OSK (East Van)
www.myspace.com/oskvan
best Vancouver band ever no questions asked

SIXBREWBANTHA (Victoria)
www.youwillconsume.blogspot.com
making up for their performance in 2011

BRIDGE BURNER (Kamloops)
Ever heard THE ENDLESS BLOCKADE?

SKUFF (Kamloops)
Ever heard of GODSTOMPER?

COOKED AND EATEN (Vancouver)
Lets see if they show up

SELFISH BEINGS (Campbell River)
How can they jam when they hang around Squamish all the time?

OBACHA (Squamish)
www.ihateobacha.blogspot.com
20 songs too many

AHNA (Vancouver)
www.myspace.com/ahnaahna
Alexis is the bastard

SHOOTING SPREE (Squamish)
www.shootingxspree.blogspot.com
You'll never understand the time changes, just mosh

PRISON VIOLENCE (Squamish)
Probably won't have new songs by then.

[/facebook theft]

[officespace]

lol @ Osk being called the best Vancouver band ever.

[Fish]

Who wants to give me and my friend a ride?
We will supply gas/ferry money and idiocy for you to laugh at.

[trappedinside]

lol @ Osk being called the best Vancouver band ever.

in terms of fast brutal tunes i would be hard pressed to name a better one.

[officespace]

lol @ Osk being called the best Vancouver band ever.

in terms of fast brutal tunes i would be hard pressed to name a better one.

Doesn't say in terms of "brutal fast tunes", it says "ever", which we all know is one of the most ridiculous things ever said on this board.

-warren

[dougmacminn]

gosh - a band that sounds like Godstomper?
neat!
still occasionally coveting my "Saturday Morning Powerviolence" 7" inch just to......well.......look at it?

[Crucified]

lol @ Osk being called the best Vancouver band ever.

in terms of fast brutal tunes i would be hard pressed to name a better one.

Doesn't say in terms of "brutal fast tunes", it says "ever", which we all know is one of the most ridiculous things ever said on this board.

-warren

you're a nitpicky cunt.

or whatever.

[trappedinside]

lol @ Osk being called the best Vancouver band ever.

in terms of fast brutal tunes i would be hard pressed to name a better one.

Doesn't say in terms of "brutal fast tunes", it says "ever", which we all know is one of the most ridiculous things ever said on this board.

-warren

this is a thread about an event called "fastcore fest".

gosh - a band that sounds like Godstomper?
neat!
still occasionally coveting my "Saturday Morning Powerviolence" 7" inch just to......well.......look at it?

yeah man, they're like 16 year old kids still in high school and they absolutely rip it up, check it:

also godstomper rules hard, SBB was lucky enough to get to play with them back in march and it was one of the greatest and loudest things i've ever witnessed.

[dougmacminn]

also godstomper rules hard, SBB was lucky enough to get to play with them back in march and it was one of the greatest and loudest things i've ever witnessed.

suitably ripping!
too bad buddy's bass got lost in the mix - I dig his vocals all MITB Kenyon-like.

[canon.docre]

roug get Soy going I can't wait any longer.

[dougmacminn]

roug get Soy going I can't wait any longer.

well, rott, (get it?) - no - actually: "vinyl warper!!" (juuuuuus kidding. I'm kidding), I notified Bryan that Soy is good for Jan. 11 with SBB and Detroit. Waiting to hear back from him pending clearance from Dalamar501 (I think).

[trappedinside]

was waiting till i had a venue confirmed to announce that show but yeah... it's actually gonna be Prison Violence from Squamish instead of us now, details TBA soon

[canon.docre]

roug get Soy going I can't wait any longer.

well, rott, (get it?) - no - actually: "vinyl warper!!" (juuuuuus kidding. I'm kidding), I notified Bryan that Soy is good for Jan. 11 with SBB and Detroit. Waiting to hear back from him pending clearance from Dalamar501 (I think).

hahah that bastard charged me $50 for a replacement 7". actually rug, I think there is a photo in the warped 7" that I will bring to that jan 11th show, wherever it happens to be. or come to the massgrave show at the reddoor this saturday and see just how much victoria still likes grindcore

[dougmacminn]

hahah that bastard charged me $50 for a replacement 7". actually rug, I think there is a photo in the warped 7" that I will bring to that jan 11th show, wherever it happens to be. or come to the massgrave show at the reddoor this saturday and see just how much victoria still likes grindcore

ew - some goonybird scalped you for $50 for a 7" replacement? A vendor? Probably one of those splatter-vinyl-only collectors. Tied up this Saturday - hope the redoubtable Brett is still rockin it with MG. Please tell him Doug Peruke/Soy said hi.

[canon.docre]

hahah that bastard charged me $50 for a replacement 7". actually rug, I think there is a photo in the warped 7" that I will bring to that jan 11th show, wherever it happens to be. or come to the massgrave show at the reddoor this saturday and see just how much victoria still likes grindcore

ew - some goonybird scalped you for $50 for a 7" replacement? A vendor? Probably one of those splatter-vinyl-only collectors. Tied up this Saturday - hope the redoubtable Brett is still rockin it with MG. Please tell him Doug Peruke/Soy said hi.

Not a vendor! I just found a guys 7" list online, he didn't want to sell it so I had to twist his arm .. with money. Trust me, the peace of mind brought by replacing it was well worth the $50.

King One-foot is indeed still on the tin-cans for MG. I will send him your love.

[cadaver]

SOY IS A GO

[Human-Demise]

anybody I could catch a ride with? I don't know the area at all and would greatly appreciate a traveling companion.

[trappedinside]

this was one of the best shows i've ever been to in my life, just so amazing i don't even know where to begin. all 11 bands absolutely ruled, everyone was totally at the top of their game, the wall of the venue got literally destroyed from people moshing by the end. if you like fast music and missed this you should seriously hold your head in shame (or make up for it by coming to fastcore 3 in july, word on the street is archagathus and violent gorge are already confirmed).

[Andrew]

This show was hella fun. Real good vibes, lots of cool people, minimal bullshit for a show with that many people.

[cadaver]

this was one of the best shows i've ever been to in my life, just so amazing i don't even know where to begin. all 11 bands absolutely ruled, everyone was totally at the top of their game

if you like fast music and missed this you should seriously hold your head in shame.

-all bands kicked ass
-so much moshing
-so many girls in the pit
-3 jackets and 3 pairs of socks amounted to being warm enough in the pit
-flying bras & beercans
-moshing destroyed the entire wall of the trailer
-SO many obstacles to getting out of there including a dead battery in the warbantha, then I drove it full of about 20 loud sketchy kids back to town, all of them drunk and/or on shrooms, somehow not running into ice or cops. oh and we had no headlights for half the trip.
-drank the last Grindlandia homebrew with the CR kids on the ferry back to the island. had to have been at least 8%.
-drunkenly making hummus bagels at the Red Door after seeing the most talented 18-year-olds to ever play hardcore/grind, aka Detroit

best friends & blast beats.