Pet peeve

[Hollow]

When you're hanging out with someone and they're glued to their cell phone, texting. Or they answer a phone call and proceed to have an extensive conversation right in front of you. Excuse yourself or call them back later, jeezus christ.
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coughAUSTINSIMPSONcough.

Hey, if you were more interesting I wouldn't have to entertain myself.

If you could walk and use the telephone at the same time I wouldn't have to give you shit about constantly starring at your phone.

Shit, I can barely walk and breathe at the same time much less use a phone.

[dougmacminn]

People who say decal as "DEE-cal" (usually Americans in commercials, from what I've noticed)

[Jordan f.]

I used to make fun of my australian friends for that

[Hollow]

People who say decal as "DEE-cal" (usually Americans in commercials, from what I've noticed)

Fuck that, "deh-cull" sounds stupid. So does the way you people say "pasta" and other such words. I can't wait till we invade and teach you savages about freedom and how it correlates to correct pronunciation.

[grind/bro]

Fuck your pedestrian pronounciation of PASTA. We still abide by the proper colonized ways.

[Human-Demise]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ these guys ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

[Crucified]

ah loo min ee um

jag you are

[Corrence]

Fat people at my work criticizing my lunch because it's healthy...

"Oh that looks healthy"
'Oh yeah, it's basically orzo, tomato, green onions, spinach, and tofu'
"TOFU BLECH THAT'S DISGUSTING NO WONDER IT'S HEALTHY! IT'S GROSS!"

OH SORRY THERE SEDENTARY WHALE I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT HEALTHY FOOD WAS TOTALLY BAD. MAYBE I CAN FOLLOW YOUR FROZEN PASTA/COCA COLA DIET THAT WORKED OUT WELL FOR YOU. YOU NEED A CAR JACK TO PROP YOUR GUNT UP WHILST YOU TAKE A PISS AND YOU'RE BITCHING ABOUT HEALTHY FOOD. REALLY.

Get fucked.

[Crucified]

tofu is gross though. almost all heavily processed soy products are gross. except soy sauce funnily enough.


GET OVER IT BRO.

[dougmacminn]

ah loo min ee um

jag you are

If I hear one more Brit saying la-BOR-a-TREE instead of LAB-ra-TOR-ee, or cuhn-TRAW-vuh-see instead of CON-truh-VER-see, I swear to goat I'll give him/her the worst purple herbie they ever had. If they aren't in my direct presence, then I will just sit there and will, and will, and will them bad, BAD thngs.

[Corrence]

tofu is gross though. almost all heavily processed soy products are gross. except soy sauce funnily enough.


GET OVER IT BRO.

Pft. No way. It's all in a matter of how you cook it. If all the tofu you've ever had is uncooked and soft then yeah I can see why folks might have a like on for it. But you get some of that smoked tofu or you marinate some medium-soft tofu overnight, fry it up in some oil and sweet mother of fuck, it's on. Same rules apply to tempeh.

[grind/bro]

Cory brings truth to this thread.

[Hollow]

Corey is full on correct. Pressed tofu is fucking bad ass.

Also, people who pronounce the "h" in "herb". Or say "schedule" with a soft c. Fuuuck that.

[grind/bro]

THEN WHY SPELL HERB WITH AN H THEN Willa???

[Crucified]

tofu is gross though. almost all heavily processed soy products are gross. except soy sauce funnily enough.


GET OVER IT BRO.

Pft. No way. It's all in a matter of how you cook it. If all the tofu you've ever had is uncooked and soft then yeah I can see why folks might have a like on for it. But you get some of that smoked tofu or you marinate some medium-soft tofu overnight, fry it up in some oil and sweet mother of fuck, it's on. Same rules apply to tempeh.

do not agree. texture at all times is not pleasing to me. I'm not a cooking noob, have tried maybe different ways and types. One of the only ways i can legitly enjoy tofu is when it is thinly sliced, marinated as fuck and then baked until it is nearly tofu jerky. Just not a fan of tofu. I PREFER DEAD ANIMALS.

More on topic: Prissy fuckin' vegans that only eat soy protein every meal and white fucking bread.

(awaits the like)

[dougmacminn]

I'll second that the "h" is pronounced in "herb". FUCK I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD THAT FUCKING ICE CREAM SONG ALL DAY TODAY.
had worse earworms, I guess.
I don't wanna hear in the next 48 hours any songs with echo vocals.

[Andrew]

Also, people who pronounce the "h" in "herb".

Willa likes to smoke the erb.

[Hollow]

Also, people who pronounce the "h" in "herb".

Willa likes to smoke the erb.

Damn straight. MORE IMPORTANTLY: Herb, with the h, is a mans name. Herb without the h is what you put in your food. And the idea of redundant letters is not new to English, as it is a goofy fucking language.

[kay]

Herb, with the h, is a mans name.

[reece]

people.