What's Santa bringing you?

[Andrew]

[grind/bro]

hopefully a new stereo system and turntable!!!!!

[Corrence]

A lot of useless bullshit I don't really need but made a bucket list for, some socks, and a thorough raping of my wallet to buy gifts for people in my extended family that I don't really give a fuck about.

[Hollow]

A lump of coal with a note that says "This is what you get for killing Jesus".

[Andrew]

A lump of coal with a note that says "This is what you get for killing Jesus".

I'm getting the same thing and I ain't never even killed no Jesus.

[Andrew]

Let's all chip in and get Alexis spell-check for Christmas.

[Human-Demise]

Let's all chip in and get Alexis spell-check for Christmas.

geR fukk yurshelf

[CodyCreepcore]

a Krampus costume hopefully? im gettin a bass. was just gonna buy one but grandpa said he'd throw in some money.

[Fish]

an empty wallet, and hopefully a lot of gift certificates for PIG.

[ComradeSheridan]

Some speakers, a book.

[keith.]

i asked for socks
a new bathroom towel
and a 6pack of newcastle brown ale

SHIT GETTIN CRAZY AT MY GRAN'S HOUSE

[Hollow]

i asked for socks
a new bathroom towel
and a 6pack of newcastle brown ale

SHIT GETTIN CRAZY AT MY GRAN'S HOUSE

Wear nothing but the socks (all of them) and the towel. Shotgun beers with Grandma.

[Hollow]

A lump of coal with a note that says "This is what you get for killing Jesus".

I'm getting the same thing and I ain't never even killed no Jesus.

Hey, it's not our fault. It was just a party that got out of hand.

-Lenny Bruce

[keith.]

typical nanaimo weekend

[Andrew]

Hey, it's not our fault. It was just a party that got out of hand.

-Lenny Bruce

LOL!

[Jordan f.]

maybe a nice Fred Perry? We shall see

[Hollow]

Hey, it's not our fault. It was just a party that got out of hand.

-Lenny Bruce

LOL!

Still ranks as my favorite response to that idiotic question.

[stumped.]

no sign of santa yet but taylor totally spoiled me with a dope gift bag last night.

"Judgement and Contemporary Art Criticism"-a collection of essays by people like Jeff Derksen and Maria Fusco

"Affidavit" by Jamie Hilder-In 2008, Jamie Hilder
a Vancouver, BC, artist and critic was trained as a "Downtown Ambassador" by Genesis Security, a firm hired by that city's downtown merchants to make downtown public space more accommodating for their commercial needs. Hilder soon quit the program and kept his uniform so that he could assist people downtown in ways more to his liking, giving tourists information that the Business Improvement Association wouldn't want them to have: histories of illegal evictions, spectacularized aboriginalities, and civic policies aimed at removing visible poverty from the downtown core. He was arrested during his performance, and was later called as an expert witness when Pivot Legal Society, United Native Nations, and the Vancouver Area Network of Drug Users filed a Human Rights Tribunal complaint against Genesis and the Downtown Ambassadors. This is his affidavit.

"A User's Guide to [Demanding] the Impossible by Laboratory of Insurrectionary Imagination
a brief introduction to strategies and stories of art activism throughout history, from Sylvia Pankhurst to Dada, Gustav Courbet to Electric Disturbance Theatre." This small, attractively-illustrated volume was created by the Laboratory of Insurrectionary Imagination, a London-based collective, in an atmosphere of cuts to public programs and a resulting nationwide wave of protests.

AND a series of prints by one of my favorite Vancouver artists Alex Stursberg

and a dark chocolate kit kat!!!

[stumped.]

[weirdie]

This morning Santa brought me a 100 year old silver box full of uncirculated coins from Barbados, India, Papua New Guinea, Jamaica, the Bahamas, and the Cayman Islands. Also some Canadian coins including a 1/2 ounce gold coin, a silver dollar, and a 50/50 split gold/silver 2012 "Year of the Dragon" coin.