ATTN: friends (australia shit)

[Tambro]

Cala is hot. Keep pics coming.

[keith.]

bring Cala back with you

[grind/bro]

get Cala to post on the board.

[ZACH ATTACK]

My dearest Cala,
I hope the seasons finds you well. Winter has already begun on this Westerly isle and brought with it a most grey and dreary rain. I fear that I will slip into the deepest of melancholies if I am not able to gaze upon the clear blue sky post haste. However that I am hopeful that the arrival of the merchant fleet in the new year will bring about a change in my fortunes, replacing my somber demeanour with one of light heartedness and gaiety.

The reason I am writing you Cala is to make but one modest request; for your hand in marriage. Rest assured that I have already dispatched one of my finest men to seek your fathers approval and he has bestowed upon me his most gracious blessing. I hope you can find it in your ever radiant heart to forgive the secretive nature in which I sought gain your father's permission, but I couldn't bear the thought of you getting your hopes up for only to have them dashed if I was deemed unworthy. I can only imagine the disappointment had he refused my romantic request would cause irreparable damage to to your fragile heart, but alas my fears were unfounded.

If you decide to grace me with accepting this most humble request, I can promise you only that we'll spend the rest of our lives together in a bliss that will be known for ages to come. Being that I am a quite wealthy man I can introduce you to all the greatest splendours that the world has to offer. Together Cala, you and I will cross distant seas, climb great mountains, and enjoy all the pleasures of far away lands. My father has already granted me one fifth of his estate so that we may raise our family with the distinction of being Lord and Lady over some of the finest land in the realm. Preparations have already begun for the finest wedding ceremony, the likes of which Victoriashire has never seen. Mother has plans to introduce you to the local nobility at a grand ball held in your honour upon your arrival.

If you so choose to accept my request for your elegant hand in holy matrimony, travel arrangements can be made immediately. One of my ships is headed for the Southern continent to trade with the local natives and a most comfortable cabin has been reserved for you. My men are under strict orders for you to recieve only the finest of care in transit to the New World.

Please reply to my query soon. I fear that I wont be able to tolerate this agonizing uncertainty and that I will fall ill to a broken heart. The only thing that has kept my spirits high in recent weeks is the thought of the ever slight chance that you desire to be with me as I desire be with you. Fair thee well, my angelic lady. I eagerly await your reply.

Your ever pining admirer,
ZACH ATTACK

[grind/bro]

Shit dogg, that's up there with my Kelly post.

[Jordan f.]

-got a jawbreaker tattoo (see thread)
-skating when ever I can
-have been vegan for over 3weeks now
-Went skydiving today!! fuck it was amazing, pictures will be up soon.

[grind/bro]

No care unless Cala is posting.

[Jordan f.]

ahahahhaha

also

[dalamar501]

ahahahhaha

also

really into your haircut for some reason