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David Cross

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Any David Cross fans here? His records are a staple of our road trips, plus quoting his Arrested Development dialogue always happens too. :D
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love the dude.

Mr. Show = pure gold.



"It's so pure it hurts"


AD also top notch.

the dude is just great.
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When I was 18 I caught his stand up "The Pride is Back", and this particular bit made me fall in love with him. A decade later, dude still cracks me up.
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lady at sex store: are you here to buy something or are you just curious?
tobias: I guess you could say im buy-curious
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lady at sex store: are you here to buy something or are you just curious?
tobias: I guess you could say im buy-curious
http://wearetonguetied.blogspot.com
http://wearetonguetied.blogspot.com
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:tommarow theyre gonna eat more pussy and sniff more cocaine then any of us have ever seen.
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Absolutely love David Cross. "It's a squaggle! It's hip to be square!"
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Seen him live he rules.
his new british sitcom is hilarious
his book(and surprisingly awesome audiobook version) is rad
all his stand up cd's and his upcoming one are insane.

dudes rad
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Re: David Cross

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reece wrote:his new british sitcom is hilarious
What? Never heard of this. Details?
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It's called the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret

has Will Arnett from Arrested Development in it
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reece wrote:It's called the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret

has Will Arnett from Arrested Development in it

I...MUST...WATCH THIS.
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Hollow wrote:
reece wrote:It's called the increasingly poor decisions of todd margaret

has Will Arnett from Arrested Development in it

I...MUST...WATCH THIS.
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http://wearetonguetied.blogspot.com
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http://wearetonguetied.blogspot.com
http://wearetonguetied.blogspot.com
Rude Boy Puff wrote:tommarow theyre gonna eat more pussy and sniff more cocaine then any of us have ever seen.
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I guess you could say I "blue" myself prematurely
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I went to see David a while back, it was supposed to be a free show but since he used a booking agent they charged 30 bones, David felt bad and everyone who attended got a free book. Mine Just came in the mail and on the inside it was personalized with.

Here's your damn book! happy now?
I love you,
David Cross

This rules and i have 2 personalized copies now haha.
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reece wrote:I went to see David a while back, it was supposed to be a free show but since he used a booking agent they charged 30 bones, David felt bad and everyone who attended got a free book. Mine Just came in the mail and on the inside it was personalized with.

Here's your damn book! happy now?
I love you,
David Cross

This rules and i have 2 personalized copies now haha.
Very cool!
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