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Dear Homeowners

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Why do so many of you enjoy running your sprinkler on the sidewalk in front of your home? Watering the sidewalk will not make it grow.
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I dunno about that...


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.... but a man can dream though, a man can dream.
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the troyler had a sprinkler. we used it maybe three times before someone stepped on it at a house show and broke it. haha.
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There is this yoga place near my work who everyday sprayed the sprinkler they had on a sign for the store. I went in a told them and they freaaaked out at me for it.
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as a sidewalk user your ingnorant sprinkler habits make me sick. one day i will stomp your sprinkler
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This is an inflammatory and untrue statement about home owners.
Actually my strata runs the sprinklers about nine times a day and waters the shit out of the side walk.
If they didnt wanna get wet theyd buy cars and start taking back america for americans
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:This is an inflammatory and untrue statement about home owners.
Actually my strata runs the sprinklers about nine times a day and waters the shit out of the side walk.
If they didnt wanna get wet theyd buy cars and start taking back america for americans

USA FOR USA!!!

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Is that a corndog in front of your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Andrew wrote:
Hollow wrote:Image
Is that a corndog in front of your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Both ;) .



That was a good day, actually. In honor of Meg and I's visit to Oakland, and considering that simply visiting doubled the white population on that particular block, Richard and I decided we were all going to have a vegan white trash dinner. Thus, vegan corn dogs, vegan mac and cheese with potato chips crumbled on top, and tater tots. Washed it down with decidedly un-white trash micro brew.



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That looks like all types of delishousness
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:That looks like all types of delishousness

I drank a 13% Belgian with a plate loaded with all of that. I proceeded to disgust everyone in the room when I pour ketchup over the mac and cheese. It was a fucking stomach burster. We all just ended up laying around groaning and napping while watching basketball. Fuck...I need to visit Richard again.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan

AMERICA!!!

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Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.

fer reals.
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Crucified wrote:
Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan

AMERICA!!!

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Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.

fer reals.
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Crucified wrote:
Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan

AMERICA!!!

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Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.

fer reals.

Cracka', please. First off, that shit ain't no ingredients. They're the finished product. Second, if I said "Corn Dogs" I'd be getting fifteen people going "Whoah, that shits vegan?" and instead I got one bitchy little meat eater whining cuz his Max Cavalera dreads are pinchin'.

RESPEK'.
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ARE SOULFLY PLAYING TONIGHT!!!!!
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OH FUCK. IT'S AWN NOW.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE ON ALL YER ASSES
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Crucified wrote:OH FUCK. IT'S AWN NOW.

I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE ON ALL YER ASSES

JUMP DA FUCK UP!
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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