Dear Homeowners
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Dear Homeowners
Why do so many of you enjoy running your sprinkler on the sidewalk in front of your home? Watering the sidewalk will not make it grow.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
I dunno about that...

Maybe it needs to...

Maybe it needs to...
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
.... but a man can dream though, a man can dream.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
the troyler had a sprinkler. we used it maybe three times before someone stepped on it at a house show and broke it. haha.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
There is this yoga place near my work who everyday sprayed the sprinkler they had on a sign for the store. I went in a told them and they freaaaked out at me for it.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
as a sidewalk user your ingnorant sprinkler habits make me sick. one day i will stomp your sprinkler
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Re: Dear Homeowners
This is an inflammatory and untrue statement about home owners.
Actually my strata runs the sprinklers about nine times a day and waters the shit out of the side walk.
If they didnt wanna get wet theyd buy cars and start taking back america for americans
Actually my strata runs the sprinklers about nine times a day and waters the shit out of the side walk.
If they didnt wanna get wet theyd buy cars and start taking back america for americans
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:This is an inflammatory and untrue statement about home owners.
Actually my strata runs the sprinklers about nine times a day and waters the shit out of the side walk.
If they didnt wanna get wet theyd buy cars and start taking back america for americans
USA FOR USA!!!

ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Is that a corndog in front of your pants or are you just happy to see me?Hollow wrote:
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Andrew wrote:Is that a corndog in front of your pants or are you just happy to see me?Hollow wrote:
Both

That was a good day, actually. In honor of Meg and I's visit to Oakland, and considering that simply visiting doubled the white population on that particular block, Richard and I decided we were all going to have a vegan white trash dinner. Thus, vegan corn dogs, vegan mac and cheese with potato chips crumbled on top, and tater tots. Washed it down with decidedly un-white trash micro brew.
AMERICA!!!

ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Re: Dear Homeowners
That looks like all types of delishousness
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Rude Boy Puff wrote:That looks like all types of delishousness
I drank a 13% Belgian with a plate loaded with all of that. I proceeded to disgust everyone in the room when I pour ketchup over the mac and cheese. It was a fucking stomach burster. We all just ended up laying around groaning and napping while watching basketball. Fuck...I need to visit Richard again.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
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Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan
AMERICA!!!
fer reals.
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hahahahaCrucified wrote:Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan
AMERICA!!!
fer reals.
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Crucified wrote:Somehow stating that each ingredient in a vegan dinner is also vegan on top of the whole thing being vegan is why i like your kind.Hollow wrote:
vegan white trash dinner. vegan vegan
AMERICA!!!
fer reals.
Cracka', please. First off, that shit ain't no ingredients. They're the finished product. Second, if I said "Corn Dogs" I'd be getting fifteen people going "Whoah, that shits vegan?" and instead I got one bitchy little meat eater whining cuz his Max Cavalera dreads are pinchin'.
RESPEK'.
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.
Re: Dear Homeowners
ARE SOULFLY PLAYING TONIGHT!!!!!
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Re: Dear Homeowners
OH FUCK. IT'S AWN NOW.
I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE ON ALL YER ASSES
I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE ON ALL YER ASSES
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Crucified wrote:OH FUCK. IT'S AWN NOW.
I'M GONNA GO BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE ON ALL YER ASSES
JUMP DA FUCK UP!
ZACH ATTACK wrote:Do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. The harder the better. Then you'll go from being lonely to wishing that everybody would just fuck off because their a bunch of fucking buzzkills going on about how 'you've got a problem" and they "just want to be their to help you". You don't need any of them. You just need drugs.